Killface quotes from Frisky Dingo

I either just had a stroke, or the most brilliant idea ever.

Well, your blood's too thin for a stroke, so let's hear it.

[Observing the campaign bus for the first time} Wendell, you've outdone yourself!

Well, now I know how Diego Rivera must have felt when he was banging Frida Kahlo. Tea bagging the unibrow.

If there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.

[into phone] Yeah, hey I'd like a $9,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine $1,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send her up too. In 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get 'em up here. [Hangs up] Had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole fucking bucket of chicken--the sandman is comin'.

Don't you have any sodding leads?

[holding panties] Just these, I guess the assassin must've dropped them.

[whispering, hidden in closet] Damn it!

Which... [inhaling deeply from panties] actually might just be a red herring.

We can't afford an airplane.

Well, maybe if you'd lay off the platinum-infused highballs.

You couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

Woman, they had pricing tiers!

Oh, go tell it to your albino whores.

I...will not even dignify that with a response.

Yeah, please don't.

Taqu'il

We can win this election.

How? Giving out free bus rides?

Well, who wants to ride in some crappy old bus with no windows? [Baby Lamont happily chirps] Oh, you just like trips.

[after Simon shoots down Xander's plane] Take that, you bum-snacking Republican!

Taqu'il

Damn it, I thought we were going to campaign on the issues!

Oh, lighten up.

You should be out doing this too.

Taqu'il

Two movies: Surviving the Game, Deliverance. Not gonna happen.

Xander

You think they're looking for us?

Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.

Taqu'il

Man, I can't believe this.

Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.

Taqu'il

No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!

God love him.

All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?

See, now he gets me.

[going towards duck call] Come on, it's that way.

Xander

Dibs on the dark meat...

Shut up!

Xander

...she said.

Turn six!

It's the international, you know, cry for help in the wilderness, bang bang bang, three quick shots.

Xander

Where'd you hear that?

It was in...oh, God, what was it? There was this whacking great bear...

Xander

Oh, was it that movie The Bear?

Shut up, no, it was...

Xander

B.J. and the Bear?

Tony Hopkins was in it.

Xander

Oh, God, is he great?

I could watch him read the phone book.

Xander

And pay money to see it.

Do you want to argue over it until we both die of hypothermia?

Xander

No, but I'm prepared to!

Fine, we'll do it together.

Would you turn six, please?!

Three quick ones, on three...one...

Xander

Wait, why do you get to count?

God, all right, you count!

Xander

All I'm asking. One...

Oh, my God!

Xander

Damn it!

The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge. Why aren't you counting?

Barnaby, my God, did you see that?

Xander

Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the fuck she got robot pants!