[talking head] So, this is probably on the down-low, [picture of Xander standing over a shot panda] but every year I go on these sorta...well, I guess they're like "grey market safaris."
I Interviewer
Is that a panda bear?
Yep, the most dangerous game.
I Interviewer
Man! Man is the most dangerous game.
Well, tell that to a mommy panda protecting her cubs.
I Interviewer
That's disgusting!
You should see when they skin it. [Xander pulls the microphone down to his mouth] No, seriously. You'd puke your guts out
You should be out doing this too.
Two movies: Surviving the Game , Deliverance . Not gonna happen.
And so now, Mr. Crews will hunt.
Well, then, put down the bamboo.
You gotta put a big pile of it down, and then the mommy panda comes out and she's all, "gotta find some bamboo for my babies," and you're like [fires shotgun] POW! Peel'er one
You think they're looking for us?
Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.
[In Killface's apartment, Dottie and Taqu'il watch a NASCAR race]
Man, I can't believe this.
Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.
No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!
All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?
[going towards duck call] Come on, it's that way.
It's the international, you know, cry for help in the wilderness, bang bang bang, three quick shots.
It was in...oh, God, what was it? There was this whacking great bear...
Oh, was it that movie The Bear ?
I could watch him read the phone book.
Do you want to argue over it until we both die of hypothermia?
Fine, we'll do it together.
[Xander chuckles]
Would you turn six, please?!
Three quick ones, on three...one...
Wait, why do you get to count?
God, all right, you count!
The Edge ! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz , whacking great bear, The Edge . Why aren't you counting?
[Val pops up from marsh with rifle and fires three shots, followed by two off-screen splashes]
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