A character in Frisky Dingo
Killface
Frisky Dingo · 252 quotes
Most-quoted character in Frisky Dingo: in 119 of its 252 quotes
Most scenes with: Xander Crews (45), Dottie (11), Barnaby Jones (10)
...and, as you know, American voters insist on a Christian president.
That's me. I'm Christian in spades!
But you have to be subtle about it.
I'm subtle in spades!
They also don't want you to use the word "spades" all the damn time.
As a Democrat, don't you support a woman's right to choose?
You mean her right to be a whore?
[Dottie's hair is comming off in clumps] How do you expect to win this debate if you're not prepared?
Well, how do you expect me to prepare with you sloughing off fuzz like a new towel?
So, yeah. This is, uh... I'm undercover.
Undercover for what?
Uh, aiy... Wendell's volunteered to look into some new fundraising avenues.
Yeeeep! Commence Operation: Meth Nazi!
Operation WHAT?
[Wendell drives off on moped, crashing into glass]
Wendell!
Oi!
I...don't have a great feeling about this.
Oh, grow up. Do you know how many American politicians are funded by the Neo-Nazis?
Wh...shut up.
My God, there's Congressman [bleep], and Senator [bleep], not to mention Vice-[bleep] [bleep].
[Cut to talking head]
Going to bleep those, I hope.
How about this: vote for me, or I push this dung heap of a planet smack into the sun!
Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!
[Killface shoots her in the head]
Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.
[whispering] Psst, Xander.
Wave to Newslady. [Lamont waves and chirps]
Hey, you.
First question, both candidates--Article Two of the Constitution.
The what?
Um... [Lamont quacks]
Why does he get a spirit animal? I think my buzzer's broken!
Is that the one about tariffs?
No, it's the one that says you have to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen in order to be President.
Well, that can't be right. I'm not even a legal resident.
And I'm only 33.
So, follow-up--why are you idiots wasting everybody's time when you can't even be elected?
And they are good looking slacks. Are they stain resistant?
Well, I certianly hope so.
And why's that?
[shoots Interviewer] ...Because my bird is dead. And now I really shall destroy this VILE PLANET! [Shoots camera]
Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...
Hi!
And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--
(Valerie growls and Antagone steps over with a cackle)
Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--
(watching in office) God...damn it.
Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...
(watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)
And/or ka-kow!
Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.
(Network turns back to stock car race)
How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...
What are you doing here?
Well, I'm not here to buy douchebags, so it doesn't really concern you.
What on earth are you wearing?
It's a halo, idiot! Not grab bars.
Are those underoos?
I'm Awesome X!
Oh...
Ta-da.
I don't...know if I ever knew that. (Simon mumbles) Oh, you don't even know if you're gay or not.
Snip-snap.
Snip-snap, indeed.
Ca-at Par-taay...
Hang on. Go time.
"Cat Party." "Welcome to five months ago!"
Welcome to "shut up, I'm on the phone"!
I'm down with "Dog Party" now.
Do-og Par-taay...
Man, this launch panel is just a breeder reactor wired to the ignition of a '98 Celica. Stan, I can hot-wire this.
Um, we may have a larger problem. (Killface and Xander are holding him at gunpoint)
Yes, I'm afraid you do.
Mother!
Evelyn!
Evelyn?!
It's a man's name!
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