XTX-tacles
(playing with beach ball, while everyone else screams) Boosh, boosh, boosh, boosh...
Would've died, too, if those couplings hadn't melted.
IInterviewer
'Cause your plan was to push the Earth into the sun, right?
Obviously not, because, you know...end result
Where are we, what are we doing?
We're going broke, is what we're doing
Well, that's hard to believe. I know we're all making sacrifices.
(on €149 Schnapps) But I paid for this personally.
No, you didn't.
Oh, the smell of those barbecues. It's like, just put my nose in a saddle. “Mmm, whose saddle is this? That's uncle Taint's. How long's he been ridin' Tex? Oh, pert near three days. Well, let's eat... buddy.”
Well... bad is a relative term.
(On the phone at his office)
I said, what you think about global warming? Huh? Well, get a job, you damn hippie! Huh? Aww, fuck you.
(Back to documentary interview)
Basically, I just make stuff up and fax it over there.
(cut from Mr. Ford's fax machine to Killface's)
Oh! Ooh! There's a fax coming!
(Back to documentary interview)
Some weeks he doin' good, other weeks, he's not doin'... he's not doin' any good.
(campaign stop at A.M.E. Zion Church, dressed like Michael Vick) Hello, African Zionists. Pleasure to be here, and how about that Jesus Christ, hmm? He's one bad mother--
CChurchgoer
You Hush your mouth!
I'm just talkin' 'bout Christ.
(At apartment)
We should send them a pie basket.
They don't eat pie.
Yes, they do.
Have you ever actually met a black person?
Of course! Sinn was black.
I don't think a servant...
Indentured servant...technically
How did you ever win the primary?
(Shot of Killface on top of bus in ticker-tape parade, banner reading "Thanks Killface. Global Warming Cured")
Duh.
He's a one-hit wonder: global warming.
Cured it. (Baby Lamont chirps)
Shut up, Baby Lamont.
Hey, bro!
His foreign policy is unrealistic...
Global warming.
His domestic policy is non-existent...
Global warming.
Health care...
Global warming.
Immigration...
Global warming.
Welfare reform...
Global warming.
Man, do you even know what these terms mean?
I...know that I cured global warming.
See? He's a one-trick pony.
Well, it's a pretty big pony.
I either just had a stroke, or the most brilliant idea ever.
Well, your blood's too thin for a stroke, so let's hear it.
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