Elizabeth quotes from Friends

Rachel

It seemed my prom date had stood me up. So, selflessly, Ross offered to take me.

Elizabeth

What a sweet story!

Paul

So, Ross, you were in college, and you jumped at the opportunity to take a young girl to her high school prom?

Rachel

Wow! Did not see that one backfiring.

Elizabeth

What's wrong?

Ross

I'm sorry, I was just thinking about your father.

Elizabeth

Okay... well, whatever works for you.

Elizabeth

[while making out at the cabin] Hey umm, you brought protection right?

Ross

Why? Are there like bears or something? [looks around nervously and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no] Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.