Paul quotes from Friends

Paul

[to self] Okay, you're doing well. She likes you. And you know why? Because you are a neat guy. You are the man. You are the man! [sings] "I'm just a love machine..."

Ross

All right, a joke -- lighten the mood. Two guys walk into a bar, and one of them is Irish.

Paul

I'm Irish.

Ross

... And the Irish guy wins the joke.

Rachel

It seemed my prom date had stood me up. So, selflessly, Ross offered to take me.

Elizabeth

What a sweet story!

Paul

So, Ross, you were in college, and you jumped at the opportunity to take a young girl to her high school prom?

Rachel

Wow! Did not see that one backfiring.

So, Ross what's your problem?

Ross

Excuse me?

Paul

Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?