[Elizabeth and Ross are kissing.]
What's wrong?
I'm sorry, I was just thinking about your father.
Okay... well, whatever works for you.
“The One Where Paul's the Man” · Season 6, Episode 22
In this episode: Ross Geller (3), Elizabeth (2), Chandler Bing (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1), Paul (1)
[to self] Okay, you're doing well. She likes you. And you know why? Because you are a neat guy. You are the man. You are the man! [sings] "I'm just a love machine..."
Fine, have me fired. But I want you to know that we are not that different. I mean...I too, am a "neat guy".
[while making out at the cabin] Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Why? Are there like bears or something? [looks around nervously and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no] Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Please, stop freaking out.
I'm not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.
Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what's the harm in that?
Right here!
Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel...
Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
It was a mistake. Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.
Okay.
Really?
Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready...
I know! I know.
Okay.
I'm gonna go tell Joey that... that you're back. I was really worried about you.
[Monica leaves and Phoebe comes out of the guest bedroom]
Hey, did she buy it?
Totally.
So did Heldi show you the place?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!
[smiling] I know.
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