All right, a joke -- lighten the mood. Two guys walk into a bar, and one of them is Irish.
I'm Irish.
... And the Irish guy wins the joke.
“The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad” · Season 6, Episode 21
In this episode: Paul (3), Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (1), Elizabeth (1)
It seemed my prom date had stood me up. So, selflessly, Ross offered to take me.
What a sweet story!
So, Ross, you were in college, and you jumped at the opportunity to take a young girl to her high school prom?
Wow! Did not see that one backfiring.
PSPaul Stevens
So, Ross what's your problem?
Excuse me?
Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
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