Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Wait. Did I just say "If I were a guy"?
“The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits” · Season 10, Episode 5
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1), Charlie (1)
Finished my recommendation, and I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I've ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
I don't... understand
Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?
It doesn't make any sense.
Of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus.
On every word?
Yep!
What was this sentence originally?
Oh, "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."
And that became, "They're humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps."
And hey, I really mean it, dude.
Uh, Joey, I don't think we can use this.
Why not?
Well, because you signed it "Baby Kangaroo" Tribbiani.
[to Ross] Hey, I have some time, if you wanna... [smiles seductively]
Oh, I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.
Fine, I'll just shower by myself...
[frenzied scribbling] B, B, B!
Uh, Ross, you just gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog.
It had some good ideas. Take off your shirt.
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