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Friends · Season 9, Episode 23

“The One in Barbados: Part 1” quotes from Friends

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“The One in Barbados: Part 1” · Season 9, Episode 23

In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Monica Geller (2), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1), Charlie (1)

[At Ross´s Conference]

But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...

[Joey laughs]

What?

He said "erectus"!

You're... you're kidding, right?

No, he really said it.

... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...

[Rachel laughs]

Erectus?

Homo.

David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.

DDavid

Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

[To Chandler] See?

Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".

Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.

[Smiling cheekily] I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" [Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats] "I do".

Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

David is going to propose to Phoebe.

What? [Looks very shocked] Why?

Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.

Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?

I did! A penis one!

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