Parker quotes from Friends

Parker

To quote Ross, "I better be going!"

Phoebe

Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on the way out!

Parker

My God, I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click!

Chandler

I don't think the flash went off.

Parker

Is something wrong?

Phoebe

Wrong? Really, you know the word wrong? Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical and aglow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!

Parker

Well, excuse me for trying to put a positive spin on a traffic jam!

Parker

I'm a positive person!

Phoebe

No. I'm a positive person. You are like Santa Claus...on Prozac...in Disneyland...getting laid!