Monica Geller quotes from Friends

Monica

Hey, do you think you can keep that suit a little longer?

Chandler

Santa? Really?

Monica

Yeah. Is that okay?

Chandler

Did your dad ever dress up as Santa?

Monica

No.

Chandler

Then it's OKAY!

Monica

Here's Frannie. Huh! Won't she be happy to see me?

Ross

Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn't bring you here so you can ambush her.

Monica

Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to Mom.

Ross

That bitch!

Monica? What, what are you...?

Monica

What am I doing here? You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done? Stuart!

I believe you know my husband.

Ross

So it's really a question of who could you have possibly done.

Joey

So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and --

Monica

What is DOOL?

Joey

Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!

Oh!

Chandler

That's great!

Joey

And -- and -- and not only that, I'm gettin' a new brain!

Chandler

So great things are happening at work and in your personal life!

Monica

Why is your family Scottish ?

Chandler

Why is your family Ross ?

Chandler

How drunk are you?

Monica

Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.

Chandler

That's the perfect amount!

Monica

Wow! You are really fast!

Chandler

It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

Monica

You stick to your job.

Phoebe

What's your Job ?

Chandler

Staying out of the way.

Monica

Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.

Ross

A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.

Chandler

Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.

Monica

What? 007 has all those gadgets.

Chandler

Batman has a utility belt.

Monica

007 has a fancy car.

Chandler

Batman has the Batmobile.

Monica

007 gets all the ladies.

Chandler

Batman has Robin.

Monica

Do you realize that we're getting married in just four weeks? Four weeks, baby, FOUR WEEKS!

Chandler

Do you realize that you get louder every week?

Monica

Do you realize that in 4 weeks from today, we're gonna be married? 4 weeks, baby, 4 WEEKS!

Chandler

Do you realize that you get louder every week?

Monica

Do you realize this is probably the last time we're all gonna be here in the coffee house as six single people ?

Phoebe

Why, what's happening to the coffee house ?!

Chandler

From now on it's gonna be the four of you guys and me and the Mrs. Little Woman. Wife. The old ball and chain.

Monica

Old ?

Chandler

Young hot ball and chain.

Monica

Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soulmate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go!

Chandler

Monica, I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when i saw you walking down that aisle, I realized how simple it was. I love you. And any surprises that come our way, it's ok, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure?

Joey

You may now kiss the bride. So I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York and the internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. O WAIT! Do you take each other?

Monica

I do.

Chandler

I do.