Friends · Season 7, Episode 23
“The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 1” · Season 7, Episode 23
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Monica Geller (2), Ross Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Chandler's parents meet up at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler's father is now a transvestite.]
Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Do you realize this is probably the last time we're all gonna be here in the coffee house as six single people ?
Why, what's happening to the coffee house ?!
From now on it's gonna be the four of you guys and me and the Mrs. Little Woman. Wife. The old ball and chain.
Old ?
Young hot ball and chain.
I need to talk to you about something.
What's up ?
This may be a little awkward..
Listen, if you wanna borrow money it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
No, it's not that. What I'm gonna say to you I'm not saying it as your friend, I'm saying it as Monica's older brother.
But you're still my friend ?
Not for the next few minutes.
During this time, are you still my best man ?
Nope.
Can I still call you Ross ?
Okay. You guys are getting married tomorrow and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother I have to tell you this : If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass. [Chandler bursts out laughing] What ? I'm serious [Chandler laughs again] Hey dude ! Stop it okay ? I'm not kidding here !
I hear what you're saying and thanks for the warning.
No problem.
So we're friends again ?
Yeah.
You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me !
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