Frasier joins Daphne in a very busy Nervosa
I've never seen this place so crowded. What's the occasion?
It's Mum's day off. Apparently, there was a mass e-mail.
S10 E23Analyzed Kiss
Martin has gone to the shooting range with Niles
He asked me to take him, but then I suggested that, when it comes to guns, perhaps he would prefer someone of...(pause for effect) Niles's calibre. (chuckles to himself) I'm in rare form today.
(smiles, unamused) You should see this place when they know you're not coming.
S10 E24A New Position for Roz
[Worn out by Alice's energetic games, Niles and Daphne place her in front of the TV.]
Should we really be popping her in front of the tube?
It's an educational tape. Did you want to read her more Jung for Youngsters?
[Frasier is talking about one of his favorite films, Noch einen Stuhl.]
It's the story of a nineteenth-century Austrian family, from the point of view of an old fireside armchair.
I'm sorry, I dozed off. What were you saying?
[Gil Chesterton is toasting Roz at her going-away party thrown by her KACL coworkers.]
Hello, all. Gil Chesterton here, with a toast to Roz Doyle. A wonderful coworker, and a good friend.
AAll
[Sounds of concurrence and chants of Hear, hear!]
Of course I, too, noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. [with obvious fervor] She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm, away! [Gil downs his glass of wine in one long swig.]
S11 E1No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Frasier and Roz recall the occasion when they slept together two years previously
I seem to recall hearing the term “stallion-like”
I never said that
Well, one of us did!
Daphne and Niles have just read the pregnancy test
But my slow sperm...
I must have fast eggs!
S11 E2A Man, A Plan, A Gal: Julia
Niles has observed Frasier's unfortunate dating pattern
I'd like to strike you, of course, but you speak the truth!
Niles is encouraging Frasier to commit to commitment. Despite the glib expression, he is inspired
I am going to call Julia, and I will not take "no" for an answer! I may have walked in here the old fault-finding, flaw-fleeing Flasier, but I leave a man committed to commitment!
[grinning] You said Flasier.
I did not!
S11 E3The Doctor Is Out
Alistair Burke has just appeared in Café Nervosa
He is only the head of the Seattle Opera Guild, and one of the finest directors in the world!
His productions are brilliant! He staged a Philip Glass opera last year and no one left.
Let's see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. My other son is jealous. Yep, life is good!
ABAlistair Burke
Frasier, this apartment is stunning.
Thank you.
ABAlistair Burke
The view - breathtaking; the art - perfect; the chair - hilarious.
S11 E4The Babysitter
RRonee
I'm gonna take a little break. Try not to kill yourselves from disappointment.
Dad, you know, you really ought to slow down there. [to Ronee] You know, at his age, one slip and it's the ICU and then it's I-see-ya later.
Well, I wouldn't worry about me, Fras'. I don't feel any older now than I did when you were parading around in your mother's heels. [everyone laughs] Of course, that was just last Christmas.
S11 E5The Placeholder
Frasier does not appreciate being set up by Roz
I have standards. Haven't you ever heard of waiting for Miss Right?
Yeah, well, Miss Right has standards too, and she's not looking to meet Mr Mothball.
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