I take it negotiations aren't going so well?
You remember that insulting figure you said you'd never accept?
Uh-huh.
They haven't come up to it yet.
S7 E19Morning Becomes Entertainment
Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.
Don't worry, dear. I just need to find a way to throw a scare into them.
Have you tried turning into a bat?
I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures.
S7 E20To Thine Old Self Be True
Niles is showing Frasier and Roz a rotund woman eating bear claws outside Café Nervosa
Big deal. So she's overweight; you don't need to point it out! It's rude.
It's childish.
It's Maris!
S7 E21The Three Faces of Frasier
Frasier is still complaining about the caricature on the way home from the restaurant
Oh, so nothing about it jumped out at you as, oh, I don't know, encephalitic?!
So they gave you a big forehead. Who cares? It makes you look smart.
It makes me look like I discovered fire!
Niles and Frasier take their seats at Stefano's, underneath the new portrait
Well, there it is. Frasier Cranium!
S7 E22The Dark Side of the Moon
Frasier is very cross at the State of his kitchen after Simon used it
Yes, I guess they got some take-out.
It looked like a Kung Pao bomb went off!
He then erupts when he discovers a nude Simon in his bed
Oh, that poor guy probably just needed a nap. It's the jet lag. Couple of days and he'll be on our time.
A couple more days, he'll be on our sidewalk!
S7 E23Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part I)
Roz is not keen on Frasier's suggestion that he accompany her to Daphne's wedding
Frasier, I can't go with you. I mean, going to a wedding with your boss is like going to the prom with your brother.
Niles and I did not go to the prom together! *pause* Our dates got sick, and we went stag!
In retrospect- yes, we should've canceled the carriage, but hindsight is 20/20!
[Daphne has told Frasier that she found out about Niles' long-time attraction to her.]
[furious] Somebody blabbed, didn't they? Why can't people just keep their mouths shut! Who was it? Dad? Roz?
You.
What?
S7 E24Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part II)
The final words of the episode, as Daphne and Niles prepare to leave the wedding together in the Winnebago
Fasten your seat belt, Daphne.
Fasten yours, Niles!
S8 E1And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (1)
Martin and Frasier observe the conversation between Niles and Mel. Frasier still has the figurine that Donny gave him
Isn't this all too typical? Niles leaves his wife for another woman, he gets a gift; I try to do the right thing, I get Mr Chump and a lawsuit!
Niles explains to Frasier and Martin about Mel's condition that he play the doting husband in public
Well, since we eloped, some of Mel's colleagues decided to throw a little last-minute get-together to toast our nuptials.
Well, after Donny gets through with Frasier, you won't be the only one havin' your nuptials toasted.
S8 E2And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (2)
Frasier is watching his brother at the wedding reception
Look at him, over-acting. Trying to convince everybody he's happily married. Have you ever seen anything so pathetic in your life?
How about you and Lilith?
It was a rhetorical question!
When a photographer approaches the "happy couple" at the reception, Niles becomes more nervous than ever
PPhotographer
How about a kiss?
All right! I hardly know you, but…
S8 E4The Great Crane Robbery
Frasier is just leaving Café Nervosa when Mel arrives to see Niles
Ah, Mel.
MMel
(icily) Frasier. You're looking...
(hastily) And you. We must do this again. (exits)
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