[barges into the house with more letters] Everybody, stop what you're doing! We've got updates! [Flutter Nutter, Madame Foster, and Bloo run up to her] Another video from Jackie. [gives it to Fluffer Nutter] A message in a bottle from Sam Burger. [gives it to her grandma] And a piece of tree bark from Ed. [gives it to Bloo, then gives the rest of the letters to Mr. Herriman] Here, you handle the rest.
[finds another telegram from Bloppy Pants] Another missive from Master Bloppy Pants? [clears throat and reads] "Have gone back to my first love, cooking."
[Cut to a diner at night where Bloppy Pants is working as a chef as the waitress gives him meal orders]
WWaitress
One BLT, stack of ramana, hockey puck with frog sticks on the side, bloodhounds in the hay, and a cup of mud.
Cup of mud? Who would want to drink a c-c-c… and what the heck are frog sticks? [notices the stove on fire; panicking] Oh, dear, oh, my. I… [bashes the spatula to put out the fire but the flame gets bigger; freaking out] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, my, oh, my, oh, dear! [grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire]
WWaitress
Yeah, I need a radio sandwich with love apples.
Let's see here. [reading Sam Burger's message from the bottle] "Ronald and I have survived the shipwreck and washed to shore on a deserted island."
[Cut to the deserted island where Sam Burger and Ronald washed up on after surviving the shipwreck]
[writing his message; desperately] I hope this note reaches someone in time. We're running out of coconuts. There's nothing else to eat. [looks over to Ronald, craving with hunger and hallucinating] And I don't like the way Ronald is looking at me. Ronnie? You doing okay? [Ronald hallucinates him as a chicken drumstick] Ron? It's me, your old pal Sam. Ron?
[holding the tree bark piece] Please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive, please be alive!
Oh, here, I'll read it. It'll help me stay in character. [clears throat and reads] "Get away, you malo hunters! I no lead you to the unicorns! What? Who? No! You make un grande mistake! I am not this Samsquatch of which you speak! I never even heard of him! No, don't point that thing at me! AAH! I have been shot!" [Goo, Bloo, Wilt, and Coco all react in shock of horror, believing that Eduardo is dead] That's all there is. [Bloo starts sobbing hysterically; in Spanish] Lo siento, Azul.
Don't you dare speak Spanglish, you lousy imposter!
[Bloppy Pants crashes a trailer truck into the foyer and jumps out]
[shocked] Master Bloppy Pants?! What have you done?!
Only thing I could do! Had to escape the horrors of the outside world! COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [opens up the back doors of the truck, revealing all the recently adopted imaginary friends] So I went and saved the others and brought us all back to Foster's.
[hugs Jackie as he hops out; happily] Jackie!
[The other imaginary friends hop out of the truck and enter the house]
IFImaginary Friend Crayon
I was actually quite happy in my new home.
EEveryone
[surprised as Sam Burger hops out] Sam Burger?!
[puzzled] But how did you-- how could you-- who am I?
That Bloppy Pants is a miracle worker.
EEveryone
[as Eduardo is the last to hop out of the truck; happily] Eduardo!
[surprised] But, but… we thought you were shot!
Sí. I was shot. [takes out a magazine with him on the cover] With a telephoto lens. The hunters turned out to be reporters looking for Samsquatch, or Bigfoot. Then they got a good look at me, and start calling me "big butt" instead. I no can stay Ezzie anymore. Her papa no like the paparazzi. Be honest, does this photo make my heinie look muy grande?
It's good to have you home, Ed.
[Frankie and Mr. Herriman are having a talk with Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco]
[sternly] Do you guys know why I gathered you here today?
You es getting a divorce?
What? No! Ed, I'm not even married.
[relieved] Oh, that is a big relief.
Mr. Herriman and I are having some very important people over for a very important party.
You gotta let me come, I'm the life of every party! [starts singing and dancing] ♪ Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't stop! Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't-- ♪
[cuts him off] Stop! None of you are coming. It's for grown-ups only.
I'm sorry, but is there anything we can do to help with the party?
Yes, Wilt, there is. You can all help me very much by behaving.
Oh, please, when have we ever not behaved?
[reproachfully] You're right, I'm gonna have to be way less vague. Here's the rule, while the party's going on, you cannot set foot on the first floor.
Coco cococo? ("But what will we do?")
You can pick. Either go upstairs, or stay outside.
Hmm. That es a muy hard decision.
Fire! There is a fire! FRANKIE! THERE IS A FI-
[hops onto Ed to stop him] Are you crazy?! Frankie told us we have to be quiet!
Don't worry! I'll put it out! [runs down the hallway, sees a fire extinquisher, and reads the sign above it] "Break in case of an emergency." Well, I guess this is an emergency. I mean, unless something else happens and it's a bigger emergency, and we should break the glass, then...
[impatiantly] Co coco! [she grabs the mallet next to the extinquisher ready to break the glass, but is stopped by Bloo.]
Break glass? Are you crazy?! That's gonna be way too loud!
[panicked] Coco cococo co co co!
Water! Water is muy quiet to put out the fire!
[Bloo and the others turn on the shower to fill up a bucket of water but hear how loud the shower is starting up. The shower is too loud and Eduardo is forced to turn it off.]
The pipes, they have no inside voices!
[Suddenly, a loud beeping is heard. Their smoke detector has gone off.]
[They turn off the smoke detector. Jackie Khones comes in to see the fire]
You got a fire in your room.
BWBloo, Wilt, Coco, & Edurado
[silently] WE KNOW!
What the heavens?! [He and Frankie then look back up at the open window to see Bloo and the others, looking back outside down at them]
What are you doing upstairs?!
Chill out, Frankie, we didn't go through the first floor. We've been following all the rules.
Si! I even made my bed, so I can lie in it.
[threateningly] When I get back in there, you're all in deep trouble!
This isn't fair! We didn't do anything wrong!
But it no matter because now there is the new rule! We get in trouble when Frankie gets inside!
[gets an idea] You're right. [He is seen locking the back door] There, now we can't get in trouble.
[Bloo is seen standing inside of a wagon while Mac and the others are seen standing on the stairs looking out nervously at Frankie and Mr. Herriman, who are angrily banging on the door to be left in]
BLOO, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!! OPEN UP!!!! I'M GONNA COUNT TO 10!!! 1, 2, BLOO!!!!!
Let us in this instant!! Bloo, open this door right now! When I get in there, they'll be in rules like you've never imagined!! Oh, my!
[concerned] Bloo, we have to let them back in.
No way. All day, we've done everything Frankie asked of us, we haven't broken one rule.
What about you? You is on the first floor.
But I'm not setting one foot on it, am I? [wiggles around in the wagon to demonstrate the loophole] Look, eventually, Frankie and Herriman will come to their senses and realize how well we're behaving. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if they're ready to apologize right now. [goes to unlock the door]
[angry] Bloo, you are so dead!!!
[angry] Master Blooregard, this is an utter outrage!!
[re-locks the door] We'll give 'em a few more minutes.
[Outside, Frankie and Herriman are see banging on the door]
[exhausted] I can't believe it. He's really not letting us in.
Have no fear, Miss Frances. We shall return to our guests but momentarily. For I have a key. [pulls out multiple keys on a ring]
Now, if only I can remember which one it is. [tries one key] Oh, not that one. [tries another key] No, not that one. [tries another key] No, that is definitely wrong.
[Bloo arrives at the apartment building and sees Mac and Terrence bringing some boxes out of their apartment]
Hey, doofus, your box of junk is in my way!
Terrence, I can carry that. There's some fragile things inside!
Fragile, huh? [drops the box] Whoopsie!
Who am I kidding? I can't kill Mac.
[last lines of the series]
I'm not moving away. It's just to another apartment in my building.
Oh, did I fail to mention that key detail? My apologies, Master Blooregard. I do have a habit of doing that.
My mom got a promotion, and so we needed a bigger place so she can have a home office.
[to Mr. Herriman] Then, what the heck were you talking about a tragedy?! [then to Mac] And you! All day, you've been saying Foster's is never gonna be the same after tomorrow. And it's your last chance to have one special day!
That's because I'm moving into my neighbor Louise's old apartment, except... Well... She's moving somewhere that doesn't allow imaginary friends. So...
[appearing with suitcases] Ha, ha! Now we're brother roomies!
[Everyone screams in horror]
I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!
[the show ends with the house slowly being erased as the beginning of the show's theme song plays in reverse]
[last lines; offscreen] Okay, bye, doggies!
[the credits roll with the left side showing a drawing of Mac and Bloo happily walking into the sunset with words above reading: "Thanks for watching!!" signed by Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust]
