EEveryone
But Frankie, we need you!
[Then they will plead Frankie to come with them, as they remind her of the other stuff she did for them]
EduardoSí. And I is miss how you sew my beanie baggie when they rip- so the beanies they don't fall out of the baggie!
I'm sorry, but I miss how you pump my basketballs so they were always just wright!
I know how you helped with my homework! I may if it's like a really long math problem!
Besides, who's gonna make us Frankie Foster's famous flinginberry butter-drenched toast?!
[realizes; misunderstanding] Oh, I get it. You didn't rescue me and everyone knows you missed me. You missed all of the other stuff for you!
Well, you can forget it! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a thoughtful word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [she walks to the door] You guys are just like Mr. Herriman! I'm just a servant to you! Well, guess what?! In this world, I'm one person who's taken care of, [sheds into angry tears] and THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT! [angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves]
No! Frankie, wait! [goes after her, but as he tries to open the door, someone tries to block their favorite sides, it's World, possessing a sorcerer body]
[infuriated] Nobody upsets my Princess Frankie! [tries to point his favorite staff at the gang with unconscious gas] You never should come here! Feel ready to say goodbye to Frankie FOREVER!
Aha! There you are, Miss Francis!
[stops her from talking] Now, where is this toy chest friend? [hops angrily over to World] You, young man, are a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! Luring a naive, young woman into to this silly little imaginary world and keeping her from her duties! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you! Now, I'm taking Miss Frances and those unsupported whimper-snappers over here back to their wrightful home! And you, young man, you are going to stay here in this toy chest, alone! And think long and hard about what you have done before or once or since! [pushing Frankie and the other people away]
Ow, ow, ow! Mr. Herriman. You have no idea, what you just did-
I know very well what I'm doing, young lady.
[becoming incredibly enraged with hatred as his castle melts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GIVE HER TO ME! GIVE HER TO ME! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!
Good heavens! What's happening?!
YOU PEEVED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!
[World's castle is about to try to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the other people escape to World's Imagination]
NO! NO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!
[They continue to run as they go across obstacles and they fall across, and they run as the ground shatters, and they continue to run as the world begins to go out of control]
NOOOOOOOOOO! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] SHE NEEDS TO STAY! WITHOUT HER, MY OWN WORLD IS EMPTY! AND I'M NOTHING!
[Then the world turns into a white void while the others running]
Good grief! Are we getting anywhere?!
I don't know! Just keep running!
Eduardo
Look!
[They spot a scribbled tree in the distance]
Yes! This is the tree I wrote on before people learn I first got here! That means the entrance is...
[looks at the tree, reading what Frankie wrote; offended] Well, I never!
Eduardo
Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always need to get on the bottom?!
[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
[echoing] NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I SHAN'T LET YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!
[Then the shaking causes the gang to fall off and the stuff blows away as Frankie and the others try to hold on until it stops]
Is everybody okay? Is everyone okay?
Eduardo
[Screams]
Did you try to hurt yourself?!
Eduardo
[Screams]
Did you break something?!
Eduardo
[Screams]
Eduardo
[Screams]
Eduardo
[Screams]
Eduardo
[Screams]
Oh, for goodness sake! What's it?!
[World, possessing a dragon-like monster toy body appears behind them and roars in fury]
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Today's not Sunday, but friends from all over the house have joined together for the first-ever Foster's Dare Cup Tournament! They will endure intense physical trials, face life-changing humiliation…and maybe eat a worm. All for the chance of winning the title "Ultimate Dare Master!" Let the dares begin! Round 1 – Bloopy Pants VS. Preparation Ape. Dare!
PAPreparation Ape
Punch a friend in the butt.
[Bloopy Pants sneaks up behind Frankie while she's washing dishes, punches her in the buttocks and dashes away]
Lay out by the pool without (wearing) sunblock.
[Preparation Ape is laying outside by the pool on a beach chair, in pain; gives in by squirting loads of sunblock on himself]
Winner: Bloppy Pants. Round 2 – Bloo VS. Rodney Squiddlebeak. Dare!
RRodney
Handlebar mustache draw!
[Bloo successfully draws a handlebar mustache on his face with a marker]
Braid Creaky Pete's beard!
[Rodney tries to braid Creaky Pete's beard, but fails when a swarm of bats fly out]
Winner: Bloo. Round 3 – Mac VS. Yogi Boo Boo. Players, to the ready. Dare!
Mac, I dare you to… [thinking] Eh, to…
Eduardo
Make him eat something!
BBoomer
Give him a mohawk.
Make him admit he loves someone.
Make it Frankie. Mac loves Frankie. He’ll never be able to do that one.
He's had a crush on her like forever.
Nuh-uh! I do not! Everyone loves me like a dear little brother more than Mac.
[Bloppy Pants crashes a trailer truck into the foyer and jumps out]
[shocked] Master Bloppy Pants?! What have you done?!
Only thing I could do! Had to escape the horrors of the outside world! COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [opens up the back doors of the truck, revealing all the recently adopted imaginary friends] So I went and saved the others and brought us all back to Foster's.
[hugs Jackie as he hops out; happily] Jackie!
[The other imaginary friends hop out of the truck and enter the house]
IFImaginary Friend Crayon
I was actually quite happy in my new home.
EEveryone
[surprised as Sam Burger hops out] Sam Burger?!
[puzzled] But how did you-- how could you-- who am I?
That Bloppy Pants is a miracle worker.
EEveryone
[as Eduardo is the last to hop out of the truck; happily] Eduardo!
[surprised] But, but… we thought you were shot!
Eduardo
Sí. I was shot. [takes out a magazine with him on the cover] With a telephoto lens. The hunters turned out to be reporters looking for Samsquatch, or Bigfoot. Then they got a good look at me, and start calling me "big butt" instead. I no can stay Ezzie anymore. Her papa no like the paparazzi. Be honest, does this photo make my heinie look muy grande?
It's good to have you home, Ed.
[Frankie and Mr. Herriman are having a talk with Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco]
[sternly] Do you guys know why I gathered you here today?
Eduardo
You es getting a divorce?
What? No! Ed, I'm not even married.
Eduardo
[relieved] Oh, that is a big relief.
Mr. Herriman and I are having some very important people over for a very important party.
You gotta let me come, I'm the life of every party! [starts singing and dancing] ♪ Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't stop! Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't-- ♪
[cuts him off] Stop! None of you are coming. It's for grown-ups only.
I'm sorry, but is there anything we can do to help with the party?
Yes, Wilt, there is. You can all help me very much by behaving.
Oh, please, when have we ever not behaved?
[reproachfully] You're right, I'm gonna have to be way less vague. Here's the rule, while the party's going on, you cannot set foot on the first floor.
Coco cococo? ("But what will we do?")
You can pick. Either go upstairs, or stay outside.
Eduardo
Hmm. That es a muy hard decision.
Eduardo
Fire! There is a fire! FRANKIE! THERE IS A FI-
[hops onto Ed to stop him] Are you crazy?! Frankie told us we have to be quiet!
Don't worry! I'll put it out! [runs down the hallway, sees a fire extinquisher, and reads the sign above it] "Break in case of an emergency." Well, I guess this is an emergency. I mean, unless something else happens and it's a bigger emergency, and we should break the glass, then...
[impatiantly] Co coco! [she grabs the mallet next to the extinquisher ready to break the glass, but is stopped by Bloo.]
Break glass? Are you crazy?! That's gonna be way too loud!
[panicked] Coco cococo co co co!
Eduardo
Water! Water is muy quiet to put out the fire!
[Bloo and the others turn on the shower to fill up a bucket of water but hear how loud the shower is starting up. The shower is too loud and Eduardo is forced to turn it off.]
Eduardo
The pipes, they have no inside voices!
[Suddenly, a loud beeping is heard. Their smoke detector has gone off.]
[They turn off the smoke detector. Jackie Khones comes in to see the fire]
You got a fire in your room.
BWBloo, Wilt, Coco, & Edurado
[silently] WE KNOW!
What the heavens?! [He and Frankie then look back up at the open window to see Bloo and the others, looking back outside down at them]
What are you doing upstairs?!
Chill out, Frankie, we didn't go through the first floor. We've been following all the rules.
Eduardo
Si! I even made my bed, so I can lie in it.
[threateningly] When I get back in there, you're all in deep trouble!
This isn't fair! We didn't do anything wrong!
Eduardo
But it no matter because now there is the new rule! We get in trouble when Frankie gets inside!
[gets an idea] You're right. [He is seen locking the back door] There, now we can't get in trouble.
[Bloo is seen standing inside of a wagon while Mac and the others are seen standing on the stairs looking out nervously at Frankie and Mr. Herriman, who are angrily banging on the door to be left in]
BLOO, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!! OPEN UP!!!! I'M GONNA COUNT TO 10!!! 1, 2, BLOO!!!!!
Let us in this instant!! Bloo, open this door right now! When I get in there, they'll be in rules like you've never imagined!! Oh, my!
[concerned] Bloo, we have to let them back in.
No way. All day, we've done everything Frankie asked of us, we haven't broken one rule.
Eduardo
What about you? You is on the first floor.
But I'm not setting one foot on it, am I? [wiggles around in the wagon to demonstrate the loophole] Look, eventually, Frankie and Herriman will come to their senses and realize how well we're behaving. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if they're ready to apologize right now. [goes to unlock the door]
[angry] Bloo, you are so dead!!!
[angry] Master Blooregard, this is an utter outrage!!
[re-locks the door] We'll give 'em a few more minutes.
[Outside, Frankie and Herriman are see banging on the door]
[exhausted] I can't believe it. He's really not letting us in.
Have no fear, Miss Frances. We shall return to our guests but momentarily. For I have a key. [pulls out multiple keys on a ring]
Now, if only I can remember which one it is. [tries one key] Oh, not that one. [tries another key] No, not that one. [tries another key] No, that is definitely wrong.
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