EduardoOkay, I am brave, I am brave, I am brave!
[Wilt gives a thumbs up to the 2 headed dragon to flame up the hoop for Eduardo]
Eduardo
[repeatedly] I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave...
[wavingly through the hoop] We're ready when you are, Eduardo!
Eduardo
You know, I think I can live with scaredy cat. [Eduardo starts to do his stunt and Bloo comes with the card]
[Eduardo and Bloo slides down to the ramp and jumps as Bloo gets the card]
[Eduardo activates the parachute in his bag but Bloo uses his card with a tricycle, but he gets burned himself by the hoop and crashes and everyone cheers at Eduardo who becomes brave]
Eduardo
I did it! I did it!
NNewsman
The city... [quickly pans left to part of the city, which is destroyed] ...is in turmoil! And I'm running for my life!
[A monster slams its tail on the road and roars. The Foster's tour bus comes up and Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, and Frankie exit it. Frankie is holding two steaks, Wilt and Eduardo are holding cages, and Coco is holding a piece of rope.]
Don't panic! It's just an imaginary friend! It's perfectly... [The monster roars at Frankie.] ...harmless!
We're gonna need a bigger cage. [The monster uses its tail to grab Wilt] I'm sorry but whoooooooa!
Eduardo
I'll save you Wilt! [charges at the monster. The monster roars at him, causing him to back up.]
I was thinking you might need a super heroic hand!
My favorite mom gets up at 5:00 a.m. I'll set my alarm for 4:30 a.m. so we can wake up and sneak you folks back. [sets the alarm on his clock]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho! We're not going to sleep. It's a slumber party, Mac. You know what slumber means? It starts to mean to stay up all night.
But I have school tomorrow.
You may go to sleep if you want to sleep, Mac. We can take care of ourselves.
Eduardo
Sí.
No way! We need to stay up togetherly.
Eduardo
[showing Mac a picture of him as a baby, taking a bath in the bathroom sink] Is this you as a little baby, Señor Mac?
Eduardo
You so small, you take a bath in the sink. Look at your tiny baby butt. [takes a photo of the picture] The Foster's friends, they love the baby butts.
Guys, you don't understand. You don't understand to start. This is really serious. My favorite mom doesn't know I go to Foster's every day. If she wakes up and sees you here, she'll know and she might never let me go back.
Eduardo
You mean, we never, ever see you ever again? [cries again after Mac shakes his head no]
That's what I'm talking about.
[Eduardo covers his mouth, muffling the crying]
Why didn't you tell us to be quiet before?
A séance is where we conjure up spirits from the Great Beyond and talk to them like normal people, except they're not normal because they're DEAD.
Eduardo
[gulps nervously] Why es they dead?
Who knows? Old age, or they put a jet engine in their car, or they were attacked by possums! Ooh! Maybe they had a piece of popcorn stuck in their throat, and they were like- [falls over pretending to choke and gag]
[Eduardo uneasily replaces a popcorn kernel in the bowl]
[Mr. Herriman, Frankie, Goo, and all the other imaginary friends are shocked with horror at all the destroyed party decorations in the library by Mac]
I warned Bloo not to throw me a party! Every year, I tell him no more parties! But does he listen?! NO! HE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER LISTENS!!! But he'll listen now! [laughs manically]
Mac, this party isn't for you.
[enters with Artie, blindfolded] Surpri-- [notices the wreckage] Whoa, what the heck happened in here?
[looks around, seeing everything is birthday-themed after Artie, and looks down at the squashed cake; shocked at realizing what he had done] I didn't…
AArtie
[heartbroken] I was four years old. [runs out of the library, sobbing]
I thought this was my party. [to Goo] You said you ruined the surprise.
I didn't. Artie saw me walking with my present for him.
Artie left, too, remember? He walked out the door.
And I didn't want to tell him about the curtains because then everyone would know I can sew.
IFImaginary Friend
You can? I can sure use me some pants.
Master Mac, when you told me you hate parties, my chief concern was protecting this one from you. But I see now no party is safe from the likes of you. You will destroy each and every one, even if that means destroying lives in the process. [hops out of the library]
But… [attempts to stop him, but retracts]
[Everyone leaves the library, all disappointed with him while scolding him]
Eduardo
[annoyed] You es muy, muy meano.
[Coco squawks annoyingly at him]
[also annoyed] Maybe next time, you could talk about your problems, instead of taking them out on a little imaginary friend.
[also annoyed] Like I didn't have enough to clean.
How could you, Mac? He was four years old today! Four years old.
[sulking in shame] I thought it was my party.
[mumbles to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye crazy on the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will destroy. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall-
Oh, geez! Okay, um... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his-
Eduardo
I got this one! The itsy-bitsy spider-
[Eduardo sighs]
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you-
[to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co-
Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
I got one! Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped-up baby birdies' feet. Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice cream. and I don't got a spoon.
[11:00 P.M. in the night; Bloo wakes up, seeing Wilt packing his things in a bindle and leaves the room]
[groggy] Wilt? [follows him downstairs to the foyer and sees him talking to someone mysterious on the telephone]
[on the telephone] Yeah, that's right. It's me. Bet you'd hoped to never hear from me again, didn't you? It's time we set things straight once and for all! Oh, really? Fine! Fine, then it's on! I'll see you in two days! You can count on it! [slams the phone on the receiver in anger]
[surprised to see Bloo has followed him] Oh! I'm sorry, Bloo. Did I wake you?
Well, yeah...But don't you worry about it. [slings his bindle over his back]
"Don't worry about-?" [walks down a few more stairs to better see what Wilt is doing] What do you mean? Where are you going?!
I did something terrible, and it's time I set things right. [closes the door behind him and leaves the house]
Something...terrible? [hangs his mouth open in shock]
[Next morning; Eduardo, Mac, Coco, Frankie, Bloo, Mr. Herriman, and Madame Foster are all in the room, investigating on what happened the previous night]
Huh. Now if that ain't the pot leadin' the horse to water.
Well, he couldn't have just left.
[opens up Wilt's locker] Look. His locker's empty.
Eduardo
And his toothbrush is gone.
[checking under the bunk beds where Wilt usually sleeps and finds nothing there] Coco coco co co!
No note? No letter? No nothing.
Oh, that's not like him at all.
BEBloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco
[singing] Coco Coco bo-boco
Banana fana foco foco
Mee mi momo coco!
[Frankie orders to stop singing and Bloo and others continue to sing]
BEBloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco
[singing] Shut up shut up
Bo butup banana
fana fo futup
me mi mo mutup, mutup!
Frankie, what if we don't catch Wilt at his next stop?
I don't know. But don't worry. We can always try for the next stop until we catch him. As long as there's a trail to follow, we'll find him.
BEBloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco
[singing again, making Mac and Frankie annoyed] Frankie Frankie
Bo benkie Banana
fo fenkie!
[Meanwhile, Wilt has finished mowing the final lawn in the suburbs with his lawnmower and dozens lawns have been mowed neatly]
Phew. 274 lawns. [stands up] And it only took several hours out of my trip.
[remorsefully] I lost again. I can't believe I lost again. Now he'll never forgive me.
JJordan
Wilt? I'm sorry, but, are you okay?
[Jordan helps his imaginary friend get back up on his feet and the group appears from offscreen]
[surprised] Wha… Guys?! How did you… when did… What are you doing here?
Eduardo
We have been so mucho worried about you!
We've been following you for days!
But you were, like, running all over the place!
Eduardo
[in tears] I can't believe all those people saw my tushy! Now everyone knows I'm fat! They all know now!
[Bloo and Mac are also being held in the same cell]
I'm a hero, Mac. A hero! History will vindicate me!
[annoyed] You are such a doofus.
[The cell door opens, and Jackie Khones and Coco are let in by the officer who was previously getting sandwiches with them. The officer now has a black eye]
[The officer shuts the cell door on them.]
I did give him a sandwich! A knuckle sandwich. I said, "let's get sandwiches," not "I'll buy you a sandwich, you freeloader." [Madame Foster smirks at him] Shut up.
Eduardo
Um, who are we meeting with again?
We're not meeting with anybody, it's called a "Swap Meet." It's where people go to sell... [sarcastically referring to all the objects in the bus] a few things.
Hey! How else are we gonna have room in the house for all the junk we're gonna buy unless we unload all this junk on some unsuspecting sap?
Yeah, but why do we have to go so early? Better yet, why do we have to go at all?
Aw, come on, Bloo. Try and have a better attitude. It'll be fun! There's all kinds of cool things to buy.
Yeah, you might find something you really like. [Bloo falls down his seat]
Yeah, like a brain. [Everyone laughs except Bloo]
No, seriously, they have those. In little glass jars.
[shows Bloo the brain in a glass jar] Ten bucks!
ZFZombie Foster
Eduardo, come here and safe me. I am not a Zombie yet.
Eduardo
Paco?
Oh, come on, he's not that-
[Eduardo disappears and Zombie Foster bites Eduardo's arm]
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