A character in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Played by Tom Kenny
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends · 295 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: in 53 of its 295 quotes
Most scenes with: Bloo (39), Wilt (30), Mac (26)
[Mac and Bloo feel sick from playing outside in the mud on a rainy day]
Oh, pal, you feel a bit warm.
Yeah, you don't feel hot.
I don't feel so… [sniffs] hot either.
Come on, I'll take you home.
[in unison] Coco! Coco! Coco!
Eduardo[in unison] Adios, Mac.
[in unison] Bye, Mac. Feel better, man. Sorry. [Mac sneezes] Gesundheit.
So what're we trying to watch?
[with mouth full] A kweecha feature.
A kweecha feecha?
Sorry. [swallows] A creature feature.
EduardoA creature feature?
It's okay, Eduardo, don't worry.
Yeah, Ed, it's probably just some silly old movie about a silly old ghost and some silly old house on some silly old hill.
The Curse of the Cannibal Ghost of the Haunted House on Horror Hill!
Good call.
What a perfect night for a drive.
[Meanwhile the Foster's bus pulls up at Mac's apartment]
Now, hurry on inside and get yourself to bed, okay?
[Back at Foster's… While trying to watch the other movie]
Wait, what's that up ahead?
You mean the Petunia Patch?
No, not the Petunia Patch. That haunted-looking house on that horrible looking hill!
Oh, why that's just the Haunted House on Horror Hill.
I thought steam was supposed to unstuff me. I gotta get some air in here. [pulls at the chains on the window]
EduardoThe rattling! The terrible rattling!
[Bloo bursts out of the bathroom, trying to get the chains off him, and Eduardo screams]
It's the Cannibal Ghost!
[Wilt and Eduardo both scream, Wilt jumps in fright and gets his head stuck in the ceiling, Eduardo runs, and Coco comes down the hall still dressed like a ghost]
COCO! [Bloo screams] Coco! Coco! COCO!
Coco?
[Eduardo runs and screams, bursting through the walls. He bumps into a wall-like imaginary friend and gets sent flying back]
Try to watch where you're going, pal.
[Eduardo screams]
Sorry. Really. Shan't happen because none of it can happen again. Won't happen because none of it seems to happen again. Go on back to bed. Don't you worry about a little thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright right now, there's definitely not a- [Eduardo grabs him and pulls him down] Cannibal Ghost.
[Wilt and Eduardo fall and they Bloo draped in Coco's sheet]
Coco? Coco? Coco?
Coco? It's been you this whole time, hasn't it? Why, of all the rotten tricks to- [he removes the sheet, revealing Bloo underneath it] Homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina-
Now, we need to feel quiet so the ghost won't know we're coming. So no feeling spooky and yelly at all, okay?
EduardoI don't feel yelly.
Shh.
Coco.
[Eduardo spots Bloo coming up behind them and pokes Coco and Wilt]
Quit it, Eduardo.
Oh...
[Eduardo pokes them again]
What is it? You need to tell me THE GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Simply unbelievable! Stealing and the taking and bribing-the bribing! Oh, that about but the the bone off the spoon! Why, I should have-Hello, Wilt-and I might if I were earlier! But nothing doing. No manner, no how. Lousy casserole dish with onions on top! Downright nasty, I say. Hola, Eduardo. Haven't just had the pluck to pluck up my own chickens! That's what I call the sauce! Coco, Coco. And now I'm in a bing like a package on moving day! Afternoon, Mac, Bloo. All 'cause of her! Always the same! Massacring what's mine like a Mississippi chainsaw! My green aggie, my lunch pail, my prom date! But this… taking a lady's teammates! Snatching 'em up before the final bell right before the last game-- outrageous! The gall! The gumption! The nerve! That back-scratching, butter neck Jerkins!
Madame Foster!
What?! Oh my, was I talking out loud?
EduardoSí. Very loud.
Sorry. I hope those were the other weekends right here. Oops. [laughs, giggles, chuckles, cackles, guffaws, snickers, titters, snorts, tee-hees, chortles, and sniggers] Seems my inner became an outie.
Wow, Madame Foster. I've never seen you so bent out of shape.
I know. Usually, I'm sweet, quirky, and adorable at least. But, dag nabbit, I'm madder than a wet cat on washing day!
Oh, that's mad.
She's skimming cream off the top, and they're drinking it up like a camel to sand. That Jerkins is a crafty one, literally, flaunting her hand-made doilies this way and that, taking my girls before the final beat. No-good doily-giving bribery!
Hold up, Madame Foster. Let me see if I got this. You and this Jerkins lady have had a vicious rivalry ever since you were kids when she stole your lunchbox, your boyfriend-
And my marbles.
Clearly. And now, she's stolen your bowling team before the final game of the tournament by bribing them with doilies.
What? Am I speaking French here elsewhere? She stole them, and now where am I? I'm done. That's it.
What is this, Foster?
My newest team, Jerkins.
Looks like you dragged these right out of the gutter.
Nah, because I would have seen you there.
Good thing.
EduardoThat was good.
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're offering up this rag-tag team to roll in the finals, y'all better bring it.
Oh, it's already brung, sister.
Ed, stop being a wimp!
EduardoNo! Too noisy! Too scary!
Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie. That's why I said, STOP BEING A WIMP!
You guys, too?
Coco.
EduardoSí.
Uh-huh.
Don't tell me. Bendy?
Coco.
Eduardo'Sí.
Uh-huh.
I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!
EduardoAzul!
Coco!
We’re trying to sleep!
Sorry. [Whispers] I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!
[Bloo continues to sing "I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!" the next day, annoying everyone in the house, except Eduardo, who is still sad he is not going to the Ice Charades. Cut to a scene where two Friends are watching the basketball game, but Bloo’s singing causes them to change the channel to a program where Bloo is still singing his song. Cut to a scene where Bloo is still singing until the doorbell rings]
I’m going to the front-door Charades!
Eduardo[gasps] You took my fleas?! Oh, you big meanies!
No, but I wish we did. Man, I want fleas so bad!
Fleas?! How did you get fleas? Oh, goodness gracious! We cannot allow fleas in this house! Everyone furry will most certainly catch them!
[disgusted] Ugh! Gross! I am not having that!
[Frankie and Mr. Herriman glare at a terrified Eduardo for a few seconds, then he dashes away, and they chase him all around the house, forcing him to get a flea bath]
EduardoYou will never take them away from me!
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
EduardoThey're my friends!
SO ARE WE!
[Christmas Eve; Mac arrives at Foster's where all the imaginary friends are decorating for Christmas]
Merry Christmas Eve!
Mac!
Come on in, Mac! We saved the star for you! Is that okay?
Are you kidding? Of course it's o… [Wilt picks him up] Whoa! [places the star on top of the tree]
Yay!
[sets Mac back down] I'm sorry, but I'm so excited!
Coco! Coco! Coco! Co!
That's right! 'Cause tomorrow is our first Christmas with Mac and Bloo! This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!
Oh, this is going to be the worst Christmas ever! Where is Miss Frances?
Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. H. I think she went out.
Oh, for goodness sake! Probably out holiday shopping again I suppose! She's neglected to pay these utility bills on time just like she did last December! The world does not stop turning for the holidays you know! She should expect to find a good talking-to under the tree this year! Hmph!
Wow, I didn't know Mr. Herriman was such a Scrooge.
Oh, he's not so bad. He gets a little stressed, but every year he makes sure there's just enough money to get every friend in the house one whole Christmas present.
[Episode starts with Mac making his own movie about Foster's for a school project as he turns on the camera]
Hi. I'm Mac, and this is my movie. [turns the camera to the house] That's Foster's. [turns the camera back to himself] Every day after school, I come here and hang out with a bunch of imaginary friends. Let's go meet them. [walks up to the house and enters the foyer]
Eduardo[sees Mac recording while reading a magazine; waving] Hola, Señor Mac! Que is that for?
I'm shooting a movie about you guys for school. Just be yourself.
EduardoSeñor Herriman?
Well, of course it's five, you numbskull!
EduardoBloo?
You know, Ed, my opponents say 5, but I say that's not good enough! I say 6! Or 7! Or even 42!
WHOO-HOO! [cheering]
Whoo-hoo, I win! [confidently] He meant "biggest for your size." I'm huge for my size.
Sorry Bloo, everybody knows I'm the biggest.
EduardoYou es the tallest. I am biggest! I have the most muscle.
I'm sorry Ed, but that's not true. You're all fur. I'm a lean, mean, muscle machine! [wiggles his arms to demonstrate] Look at that, Look at that!
[Wilt proceeds to wiggle his arms out while the other friends try to imitate him.]
Eduardo[holds his arms out, but cannot wiggle them] I do that! I do that!
[stands on her head to wiggle her legs but is unable to do so] Cococo! Woop woop woop! Cococo!
[holds his arms out while jumping in the air] Am I doing it? Am I doing it?
[singsong mockingly] ♪You can't do it, you can't do it!♪
EduardoThat's not muscles! I'll show you muscles!
[On your marks] Cococo? [Get set] Coco. [Go] CO!
[It's a race to make an object the fastest. Coco is putting her banana and pinwheel inside of the bucket and bangs them with a tire. Everyone else is puzzled]
I don't get it! What'd we do?!
[Wilt is now seen sticking his Pinwheel in the middle of his tire.]
Is this okay?
[Coco is then seen peeling her banana open.]
Eat it?! Are we suppose to eat it?!
[Bloo quickly eats his banana whole. Coco meanwhile is smearing her banana all over the tire, sticking her Pinwheel in the center of the tire, and then covering them all with her bucket. The stopwatch goes off and Coco runs around clucking in victory. Peanut Butter assembled his items wrong]
Oh, so the bucket goes on top.
[Bloo frustratedly shoves Peanut Butter away from the group as Coco hopes around everyone taunting them.]
♪Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cocococo!♪
EduardoThat is no fair! You know the answer because you make up the game!
Yeah, if we're gonna compete against each other, it should be a game with rules that we all know.
BlooKeith Ferguson · 154 quotes
MacSean Marquette · 132 quotes
Frankie FosterGrey DeLisle · 106 quotes
WiltPhil LaMarr · 66 quotes
Mr. HerrimanTom Kane · 60 quotes
Madame FosterCandi Milo · 34 quotes
CocoCandi Milo · 33 quotes
TerrenceTara Strong · 16 quotes
CheeseCandi Milo · 15 quotes
DuchessGrey DeLisle · 11 quotes
Jackie KhonesPhil LaMarr · 8 quotes
Fluffer NutterGrey DeLisle · 7 quotes
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