[The gang hears Frankie and Mr. Herriman talking from the kitchen after covering Madame Foster in flour and portraying her as her own bust]
Mr. HerrimanNo, Miss Frances. You are merely smearing the flour with that mop. The mop with the proper absorbent qualities for the kitchen is in the third-floor storage closet.
Well, if it's the proper mop for the kitchen, what's it doing in the third-floor closet?
Mr. Herriman
Do not question my methods, Miss Frances. I guess I will have to do your job and fetch the mop. [exits the kitchen and enters the foyer; to the gang] Good afternoon. I trust the lot of you are having an enjoyable and rule-breaking-free day, unlike Miss Frances, especially you, Master Blooregard.
Mr. Herriman
[to Madame Foster, portrayed as her favorite bust] Ohh, Madame, your favorite granddaughter is working my last nerve. I can hardly believe that you and that slacker are related.
Okay. Now, if I was Mr. Herriman and I had glue, where would I put it?
[points up to a small box on the top shelf] Coco-co?
"Items for imaginary friends to NEVER, NEVER TOUCH NEVER." Sounds wright. [Wilt takes the glue out of the box and the doorknob starts rattling] Uh-oh.
[enters] Okay. The house is now entirely TP'd. Just this last roll in Herriman's private... what are you all doing in here?
Please, Frankie. Please don't tell.
Tell what? What are you guys up to?
We're not really up to anything. I mean, we are, but we aren't. We are in that we are up to trying to fix something. But we aren't because we aren't just doing something to be bad, which is just what Herriman would think if he saw us because, see, it was all just an accident.
When I accidentally busted Madame Foster's bust when I was trying not to bust anything because I knew Mr. Herriman would bust me if I did.
But it wasn't his fault. Herriman totally freaked him out.
So we've been fixing what I broke by breaking a lot of rules.
Mr. Herriman
[on the intercom] Miss Frances, what have you been doing all day? None of the bathrooms have toothpaste.
Mr. Herriman
Miss Frances, you also seem to have neglected to restock the soap.
Well, those water balloons didn't help.
So it was you. All of you have been making my favorite day horrible.
Folks, this isn't cool. Sorry, but I need to say something to him.
No, Frankie. Please don't tell on Bloo.
[After Frankie accidentally breaks all of Herriman's spare busts]
Mr. Herriman
Well, Miss Frances, rules are rules. Clean it up.
Rules, schmules. I'm gonna try to clean you up, you crazy rabbit! COME BACK HERE AND I'LL TRY To CLEAN YOUR CLOCK!
Mr. Herriman
Aah! Please, Miss Frances! You know the other rules! No running in the house!
Oh, come on, you remember. You used to do it when I was a little girl.
Mr. Herriman
You mean...
Hippity hippity, hoppity hoppity / My tail is quite fluffy, my own ears are quite floppity
I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl.
Hoppity hoppity, hippity hippity / I'm cute and I'm cuddly and smart as a whippety
Watch and adore as I play and I skippity / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl.
Sprungly, springly, bouncily, trouncily / For allow me to declare, present, and announcily
That I am the head of the Fun Bunny Councily / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl.
Bouncily, trouncily, sprungily, springily / There's no end to the fun 'til you have a wingily
The razzamatazz and the ring-a-ding-dingily / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl.
Hippity hippity, hoppity hoppity / So shall I tell you from the future, my sweet little poppity?
Out all of my friends, I never ever can droppity / On the list, my dear lass, you are at the toppity
Said funny bunny to sweet little girl.
Mr. Funny Bun… I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
NRNews Reporter
But we're live.
NRNews Reporter
Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.
Mr. Herriman
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Me?! Are you crazy?!
Mac's one male who tried to tape it!
Yeah, but I erased it! Frankie's one female who burned it to disc!
Yeah, but Bloo's the imaginary friend who uploaded the file to the Internet!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Mr. Herriman, wait!
Mr. Herriman
You said there was a file. Where is it?
It's not that file, Mr. Herriman.
Yeah. The file is in my computer. No! No, no! You can't!
Mr. Herriman
Now, to get rid of these files, once and for all! [throws Frankie's computer into the trash can]
Mr. Herriman, you don't understand! The file's already on the Internet! You can't just get rid of it!
Mr. Herriman
Nonsense. Just tell me where this "net" is, and I'll just dispose of it readily.
It's not a net, it's a… it's… Ugh! You just don't understand.
Mr. Herriman
Oh, I understand all right. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down.
Mr. Herriman
What is the meaning of this?!
Coco cococo, co co co co!
Mr. Herriman
Caught a ghost? It's preposterous. There's no such things as…
[The Foster's bus crashes through the boarded-up doors]
[steps out of the bus] Monster... monster... monster... [four imaginary friends all covered in plaster] GHOSTS!!!!! [faints]
GSGregory's Mom
We can't take it anymore. We're getting rid of him.
Mr. Herriman
Yes, yes, of course. For now, we need to have some procedures to follow, paperwork or not. Can you explain why you can no longer see it for Bendy?
GSGregory's Dad
He's a troublemaker, I tell you, an instigator!
Troublemaker? What does he need to do?
GSGregory's Mom
Ugh, what does he need to do? Writing on the walls, gum under the table, cookies missing from the jar.
GSGregory's Dad
Softballs through windows, mysterious long distance charges, missing power tools. Every single rule in the house broken, every single day.
Mr. Herriman
I see, and you've witness Bendy committing these transgressions?
GSGregory's Mom
Well, no, but our son, Gregory has.
Mr. Herriman
I see. Master Gregory, may I speak to your favorite parents alone if not, please?
GSGregory's Dad
Go on, son.
[Gregory leaves the office and waits outside]
Mr. Herriman
Sir, Madame, we need to see this sort of thing anyhoo. Have you considered that perhaps it is not Bendy performing these acts there, but your favorite son instead?
GSGregory's Parents
What?!
What he means is, sometimes, kids blame their imaginary friends for things they've done themselves. You know, 'cause they don't want to get in trouble. It's very common really.
GSGregory's Mom
Well, I assure you that our own favorite son did never lie to us! Why the nerve!
GSGregory's Dad
Come, Gregory.
BBendy
But, but, I didn't do anything. You wanna believe me, I never did any of those things. I swear.
Oh, we believe you, Bendy.
Mr. Herriman
Humans can feel cruel.
[Wilt gives Cheese to Coco, who is making orange juice. Cheese wants cocoa for cereal.]
[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
[Coco gives Cheese to Mr. Herriman]
Mr Herriman
Can I help you?
[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
Mr Herriman
Good heavens, not another thing!
[Mr. Herriman puts Cheese at the kitchen who wants cereal]
Oh, no. Not another thing! [crashes] Bloo! This is yours. You try to watch him.
Hey, Cheese, wanna play a real lame?
So, do we need to get our awesome jet cars for now?
Mr. Herriman
[sarcastically] Oh yes, they're in the mail.
Um, Bloo. I think he was being sarcastic.
Oh. But who cares? We're getting jet cars! Jet cars, dude!
No, see, he was just saying that because it isn't true.
No, he was using sarcasm. He said the opposite to make it funny! Ha ha!
That wasn't funny. Knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock jokes are funny.
[sarcastically] Yeah. Knock-knock jokes are hilarious.
No, I was being sarcastic.
Stop it. That isn't a serious dare.
Is this the flight to Europe?
TTicket Agent
Yes, it is. You just made it.
I like to have them! [gets them out of his backpack but realizes they're not in there]
[Later, everyone returns home]
[annoyed] Grandma, we're home!
Mr. Herriman
Oh, Master Mac. I'm upset by your careless behavior. My schedule is null and void.
EEdurado
I es muy disappointed in you, Señor Mac.
Usually, I can forgive anything, but… [sniffs] I'm sorry. This is going to take me a while. Is that okay?
Real nice, Mac. Do you know how long I've been looking forward to this trip? I wouldn't give it up for the world. For the world.
But they were in my backpack, I swear.
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