We can't take it anymore. We're getting rid of him.
Yes, yes, of course. For now, we need to have some procedures to follow, paperwork or not. Can you explain why you can no longer see it for Bendy?
He's a troublemaker, I tell you, an instigator!
Troublemaker? What does he need to do?
Ugh, what does he need to do? Writing on the walls, gum under the table, cookies missing from the jar.
Really?
Softballs through windows, mysterious long distance charges, missing power tools. Every single rule in the house broken, every single day.
I see, and you've witness Bendy committing these transgressions?
Well, no, but our son, Gregory has.
I see. Master Gregory, may I speak to your favorite parents alone if not, please?
Go on, son.
[Gregory leaves the office and waits outside]
Sir, Madame, we need to see this sort of thing anyhoo. Have you considered that perhaps it is not Bendy performing these acts there, but your favorite son instead?
What?!
What he means is, sometimes, kids blame their imaginary friends for things they've done themselves. You know, 'cause they don't want to get in trouble. It's very common really.
Well, I assure you that our own favorite son did never lie to us! Why the nerve!
Come, Gregory.
But, but, I didn't do anything. You wanna believe me, I never did any of those things. I swear.
Oh, we believe you, Bendy.
Humans can feel cruel.
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