Okay. Now, if I was Mr. Herriman and I had glue, where would I put it?
[points up to a small box on the top shelf] Coco-co?
"Items for imaginary friends to NEVER, NEVER TOUCH NEVER." Sounds wright. [Wilt takes the glue out of the box and the doorknob starts rattling] Uh-oh.
Frankie[enters] Okay. The house is now entirely TP'd. Just this last roll in Herriman's private... what are you all doing in here?
Please, Frankie. Please don't tell.
Frankie
Tell what? What are you guys up to?
We're not really up to anything. I mean, we are, but we aren't. We are in that we are up to trying to fix something. But we aren't because we aren't just doing something to be bad, which is just what Herriman would think if he saw us because, see, it was all just an accident.
Frankie
What was?
When I accidentally busted Madame Foster's bust when I was trying not to bust anything because I knew Mr. Herriman would bust me if I did.
Frankie
You busted the bust?
But it wasn't his fault. Herriman totally freaked him out.
So we've been fixing what I broke by breaking a lot of rules.
[on the intercom] Miss Frances, what have you been doing all day? None of the bathrooms have toothpaste.
Frankie
Toothpaste disaster?
Miss Frances, you also seem to have neglected to restock the soap.
Frankie
Soapy hallway?
Well, those water balloons didn't help.
Frankie
So it was you. All of you have been making my favorite day horrible.
Frankie
Folks, this isn't cool. Sorry, but I need to say something to him.
No, Frankie. Please don't tell on Bloo.
[After Frankie accidentally breaks all of Herriman's spare busts]
Well, Miss Frances, rules are rules. Clean it up.
Frankie
Rules, schmules. I'm gonna try to clean you up, you crazy rabbit! COME BACK HERE AND I'LL TRY To CLEAN YOUR CLOCK!
Aah! Please, Miss Frances! You know the other rules! No running in the house!
Frankie! We got a problem! [dumps out a load of Funny Bunny merchandise from his backpack]
Frankie
[gasp] Oh, my gosh! Why did this happen?! Why did this happen?!
I'm playing here. [notices the Funny Bunny t-shirt] This is awesome! Where did you get it?
School. All of the kids have this stuff like this.
Wow. I hope people did it, but I never dream it did catch on fast.
Frankie
What did catch on fast?
I posted the original footage into the fans in the town. Check it out. Oh, this thing's good. Hey, here's a new place. This is the best though: the Funny Bunny store. And I linked the whole site to the Foster's home page.
Frankie
20 million hits?! Bloo, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
I was thinking about something funny about it.
Frankie
Mr. Funny Bun… I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
NRNews Reporter
But we're live.
NRNews Reporter
Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
Frankie
Him!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Me?! Are you crazy?!
Mac's one male who tried to tape it!
Yeah, but I erased it! Frankie's one female who burned it to disc!
Frankie
Yeah, but Bloo's the imaginary friend who uploaded the file to the Internet!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Mr. Herriman, wait!
You said there was a file. Where is it?
It's not that file, Mr. Herriman.
Frankie
Yeah. The file is in my computer. No! No, no! You can't!
Now, to get rid of these files, once and for all! [throws Frankie's computer into the trash can]
Frankie
My baby! MY BABY!
Mr. Herriman, you don't understand! The file's already on the Internet! You can't just get rid of it!
Nonsense. Just tell me where this "net" is, and I'll just dispose of it readily.
It's not a net, it's a… it's… Ugh! You just don't understand.
Oh, I understand all right. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down.
IT'S NOT FAIR! I'M THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, AND I STAYED IN THE STUPID HOUSE WITH THESE STUPID PEOPLE!
Frankie
A little sour under that sweetness.
So I could shower you with MY snickerdoodles, scrapbook and way with noticing. We have to do this together. This has to be OUR record. This was supposed to be OUR GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL OF LOVE!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about love, Heather?
Really? Because you look like a Heather to me.
[Mac and Bloo feel sick from playing outside in the mud on a rainy day]
Frankie
Oh, pal, you feel a bit warm.
Yeah, you don't feel hot.
I don't feel so… [sniffs] hot either.
Frankie
Come on, I'll take you home.
[in unison] Coco! Coco! Coco!
[in unison] Bye, Mac. Feel better, man. Sorry. [Mac sneezes] Gesundheit.
So what're we trying to watch?
[with mouth full] A kweecha feature.
Sorry. [swallows] A creature feature.
It's okay, Eduardo, don't worry.
Yeah, Ed, it's probably just some silly old movie about a silly old ghost and some silly old house on some silly old hill.
COCommentator on TV
The Curse of the Cannibal Ghost of the Haunted House on Horror Hill!
SProfessor Smith
What a perfect night for a drive.
[Meanwhile the Foster's bus pulls up at Mac's apartment]
Frankie
Now, hurry on inside and get yourself to bed, okay?
[Back at Foster's… While trying to watch the other movie]
CMrs. Chambers
Wait, what's that up ahead?
SProfessor Smith
You mean the Petunia Patch?
CMrs. Chambers
No, not the Petunia Patch. That haunted-looking house on that horrible looking hill!
SProfessor Smith
Oh, why that's just the Haunted House on Horror Hill.
What is the meaning of this?!
Coco cococo, co co co co!
Caught a ghost? It's preposterous. There's no such things as…
[The Foster's bus crashes through the boarded-up doors]
Frankie
[steps out of the bus] Monster... monster... monster... [four imaginary friends all covered in plaster] GHOSTS!!!!! [faints]
GSGregory's Mom
We can't take it anymore. We're getting rid of him.
Yes, yes, of course. For now, we need to have some procedures to follow, paperwork or not. Can you explain why you can no longer see it for Bendy?
GSGregory's Dad
He's a troublemaker, I tell you, an instigator!
Frankie
Troublemaker? What does he need to do?
GSGregory's Mom
Ugh, what does he need to do? Writing on the walls, gum under the table, cookies missing from the jar.
Frankie
Really?
GSGregory's Dad
Softballs through windows, mysterious long distance charges, missing power tools. Every single rule in the house broken, every single day.
I see, and you've witness Bendy committing these transgressions?
GSGregory's Mom
Well, no, but our son, Gregory has.
I see. Master Gregory, may I speak to your favorite parents alone if not, please?
GSGregory's Dad
Go on, son.
[Gregory leaves the office and waits outside]
Sir, Madame, we need to see this sort of thing anyhoo. Have you considered that perhaps it is not Bendy performing these acts there, but your favorite son instead?
GSGregory's Parents
What?!
Frankie
What he means is, sometimes, kids blame their imaginary friends for things they've done themselves. You know, 'cause they don't want to get in trouble. It's very common really.
GSGregory's Mom
Well, I assure you that our own favorite son did never lie to us! Why the nerve!
GSGregory's Dad
Come, Gregory.
BBendy
But, but, I didn't do anything. You wanna believe me, I never did any of those things. I swear.
Frankie
Oh, we believe you, Bendy.
Frankie
Bloo! You flooded the house!
Yeah, but Bendy took a cookie!
[Mr. Herriman shakes his head in disbelief and Frankie facepalms in annoyance]
[shows up at the flooded house; sighs] Bloo, what did you do?
[offscreen] BENDY DID IT!
[addressing his doubles] I am Bloo, and you are my minions! Wahahahahaha! [clones laugh] Alone, you are nothing but cheap knockoffs of a really cool dude, but together, we are stronger than any army! And I think we all know what you must do. That's right! We must sing the theme from the Ice Charades in one hundred-part harmony!
[inside the community room]
BBloos
Oh, Ice Charades, you're so icy and fun!
Oh, Ice Charades, it's not the capade one!
Oh, Ice Charades, every year comes to town!
Oh, Ice Charades, get your money back if a skater falls!
Frankie
HOLY. GUAC. AMOLE.
Frankie
Bloo, what have you done?! Have you been playing with Mac's chemistry set again?
Yes, Frankie, yes I have, but that's not where these handsome devils came from. They were imagined up by kids in Mac's class after they saw me! Aren’t they great?
[in disguise] Why, Frankie. Fancy meeting you here. How long has it been?
Frankie
Bloo!?
Why, Frankie, you very old girl. I can't believe you call me that. Turned up been dear-ment.
Frankie
[to Dylan] Don't listen to that maniac. What're you doing, Bloo?
Why, I'm on that dinner date. And please call me by my first name, Orlando.
Frankie
Orlando Bloo?
Yes. And this is my favorite date, prince...uh..priss..pri...princess, no, Prin..pris...Prissy. Yes, Prissy.
PCPrince Charming
[in disguise] How do you do?
DDylan
Uh...Nice to meet you?
BBoth
Don't mind if we do.
Frankie
No don't-[As Bloo and Prince Charming sit down]
DDylan
So...uh...what do you know, Frankie?
Frankie
This lunatic lives in-
I'm Frankie's ex-boyfriend.
Frankie
No, you're not!
Why, schnookums. Why could you denied our own love? We went out for 20 years?
DDylan
How old did you say you were?
Frankie
I'm 22!
DDylan
So, you've been trying todate since you're...
47, yes. I mean 2. Yes, we went to college togetherly.
Frankie
Get off! Dylan, this is an imaginary friend in a suit.
Oh, sugar-puss, stop being silly. [To Dylan] She's just upset because I've done to her since one week ago.
Frankie
NO, YOU DID NOT!
Sorry, all week in a half day ago.
Frankie
Stop it! "Do you have a map"? Why?
PCPrince Charming
[As Prissy] I kept getting lost in your eyes.
Frankie
[groans] Alright, I got your game! [She pushes a plate of steak to Orlando Bloo] Here. Eat mister "real-man".
Uh....Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do eat some food. Don't mind if I do pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the plate on the table in front of me. [Mac hands scrabble around on the table, picks up a spoon and stabs at the steak] Oh, silly me. A spoon can't pick up a steak!
DDylan
You think your muscle went in my territory, huh? Well, I didn't spend here all night playing mister-nice guy, but just have to loser show-up trying steal my property.
CChris
Frankie is not your property.
Yeah, we saw her first, so she's our own property.
DDylan
Oh, I get it. You guys thought Frankie was sweet on you. Let me include you guys in up something. Frankie just nice to you, cause she feel sorry for you.
Frankie's nice to us, cause she's cool, and she likes us.
DDylan
Oh, what on earth makes you guys think Frankie would like, scratch that, any girl would like a dork, a kid-
DDylan
When she can go out, with a guy like me. Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get out of here. You guys are lucky I don't kick your bu Frankie, I thought you were uh… you know, powdering your nose.
Frankie
I powdered it before everyone knows I left.
PCPrince Charming
[with a black eye] She's cute why she's mad. [faints]
DDylan
So uh... I-I-I-I-it's not what it looks like, it's…
Frankie
If I have a dime for every time I heard that thing…
DDylan
No, really. I was just palling around with the kids over here. Cute little guys, heh…
Frankie
You mean, my friends?
DDylan
Oh, th-those were your favorite... uh…friends? Hey, Frankie, did I mention how awesome you look in that dress?
[Frankie cracks her knuckles and Dylan gulps as the screen cuts to black]
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