A character in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Played by Keith Ferguson
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends · 295 quotes
Most-quoted character in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: in 154 of its 295 quotes
Most scenes with: Mac (83), Frankie Foster (51), Wilt (41)
BlooWe lost! We lost! I can't believe we lost!
Bloo, the movie didn't have an ending.
BlooWhat are you talking about? Audiences today don't care about endings. As long as everything else is awesome, you don't need an en...
[Interrupted by "The End" title]
If you're just joining us, Frankie, Mr. Herriman and Bloo are all running for House President. And now, we're gonna watch the big candidate's debate.
Well, I've been caring for imaginary friends for a long time, and over the years I've learned a few things. I've spent the time to ask you what you want. You told me you wanted bedtime to be a half-hour later - YOU GOT IT! [crowd of imaginary friends cheers] You told me you want bigger dinner portions with vegetarian options - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] You told me you want the doorbell to play Camptown Ladies - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] I'm the candidate of the people! I care about this house! I care about your needs! Whatever you need to be happy, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT! [the crowd cheers again]
Okay, Mr. Herriman. Same question. What would you change?
Not a thing! Everything is perfectly fine around here. [crowd is silent; someone coughs "Loser!"]
Alrighty. Bloo, how about you? If you were president, what would you change?
Bloo[after a long silence] Herriman smells like poo! [the crowd cheers again]
But he's just mudslinging! [Bloo literally throws mud in his face] I should have seen that coming.
Señor Herriman?
Well, of course it's five, you numbskull!
Bloo?
BlooYou know, Ed, my opponents say 5, but I say that's not good enough! I say 6! Or 7! Or even 42!
WHOO-HOO! [cheering]
Bloo, ever since you've been here, you broke a statue of Madame Foster [S1, E6: Busted], opened a secret door wreaking havoc on everyone [S1, E5: The Trouble with Scribbles], uploaded a video to make an international fool out of Mr. Herriman [S1, E8: World Wide Wabbit], flooded the house, threw a party against house rules [S2, E1: Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree], sabotaged a date Frankie had S2, E6: Frankie My Dear], destroyed a beloved toy elephant [S2, E8: Squeakerboxx], completely ruined my reputation at school [S2, E11: Bye Bye Nerdy], blew the roof off the house [S2, E5: Cookie Dough]...
BlooYour point?
BlooWhoo-hoo, I win! [confidently] He meant "biggest for your size." I'm huge for my size.
Sorry Bloo, everybody knows I'm the biggest.
You es the tallest. I am biggest! I have the most muscle.
I'm sorry Ed, but that's not true. You're all fur. I'm a lean, mean, muscle machine! [wiggles his arms to demonstrate] Look at that, Look at that!
[Wilt proceeds to wiggle his arms out while the other friends try to imitate him.]
[holds his arms out, but cannot wiggle them] I do that! I do that!
[stands on her head to wiggle her legs but is unable to do so] Cococo! Woop woop woop! Cococo!
Bloo[holds his arms out while jumping in the air] Am I doing it? Am I doing it?
[singsong mockingly] ♪You can't do it, you can't do it!♪
That's not muscles! I'll show you muscles!
[On your marks] Cococo? [Get set] Coco. [Go] CO!
[It's a race to make an object the fastest. Coco is putting her banana and pinwheel inside of the bucket and bangs them with a tire. Everyone else is puzzled]
BlooI don't get it! What'd we do?!
[Wilt is now seen sticking his Pinwheel in the middle of his tire.]
Is this okay?
[Coco is then seen peeling her banana open.]
BlooEat it?! Are we suppose to eat it?!
[Bloo quickly eats his banana whole. Coco meanwhile is smearing her banana all over the tire, sticking her Pinwheel in the center of the tire, and then covering them all with her bucket. The stopwatch goes off and Coco runs around clucking in victory. Peanut Butter assembled his items wrong]
Oh, so the bucket goes on top.
[Bloo frustratedly shoves Peanut Butter away from the group as Coco hopes around everyone taunting them.]
♪Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cocococo!♪
That is no fair! You know the answer because you make up the game!
Yeah, if we're gonna compete against each other, it should be a game with rules that we all know.
Okay, I am brave, I am brave, I am brave!
[Wilt gives a thumbs up to the 2 headed dragon to flame up the hoop for Eduardo]
[repeatedly] I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave...
[wavingly through the hoop] We're ready when you are, Eduardo!
You know, I think I can live with scaredy cat. [Eduardo starts to do his stunt and Bloo comes with the card]
BlooBLOO CARD!
[Eduardo and Bloo slides down to the ramp and jumps as Bloo gets the card]
BlooBLOO CARD!
[Eduardo activates the parachute in his bag but Bloo uses his card with a tricycle, but he gets burned himself by the hoop and crashes and everyone cheers at Eduardo who becomes brave]
I did it! I did it!
BlooI got it... I got it...
The city... [quickly pans left to part of the city, which is destroyed] ...is in turmoil! And I'm running for my life!
[A monster slams its tail on the road and roars. The Foster's tour bus comes up and Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, and Frankie exit it. Frankie is holding two steaks, Wilt and Eduardo are holding cages, and Coco is holding a piece of rope.]
Don't panic! It's just an imaginary friend! It's perfectly... [The monster roars at Frankie.] ...harmless!
We're gonna need a bigger cage. [The monster uses its tail to grab Wilt] I'm sorry but whoooooooa!
I'll save you Wilt! [charges at the monster. The monster roars at him, causing him to back up.]
BlooI was thinking you might need a super heroic hand!
[Mac and Bloo find a mysterious photo of just only Frankie and Madame Foster, with all the imaginary friends missing in the photo album]
BlooOh, maybe Wally's behind Madame Foster.
This is so weird. All the friends were here this year, [flips to the mystery photo] then they're gone, [flips to another of all them, but with worried looks] and then they're back again. What do you think happened?
Bloo[shrugs] It was probably a galactic overlord.
There's gotta be some clue we're missing. [zoom in on the photo of everyone with worried looks] Look at the other year everybody came back. They seem to get out.
BlooLet me see that. Where's Wally? Where's Wally? Where's Wally?
Bloo!
BlooHey, he's not in this manner. [flips to more photos] He's not in any of these!
He's not?
BlooNo. He's playing hilarious pranks every year, then the weird picture happens, and then he just disappears. Why would they get rid of Wally?
There's only one reason. Because he's responsible for this!
BlooWHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
[Cut to Frankie, Mr. Herriman, and all the imaginary friends having a blast at the beach]
Man, it is gorgeous out. Not a cloud in the sky!
Indeed. It is quite an impressive shade of blue. [sits up; realizing] (Oh, no!) We forgot Master Blooregard!
Pfft, no, we didn't. He totally ruined our day at the beach, so we left him behind on purpose. Remember?
Oh, yes. Now I recall.
Relaxing without him, huh?
[worried] Anyways, I need to consider what chaos he's trying to cause, all by himself.
[Back at Foster's; Bloo is lounging lazily on the couch, watching the weather channel]
As a cold front sweeps in, you can expect showers in Spokane.
BlooShowers in Spokane. Spo-Cahn.
Temperatures are up there, and its hot in Topeka.
BlooIt's HOT in To-Pe-Ka. Its hot. Hot-hot. Hot-hot-hot. Hot. [breathes out] HOT. HOT. Hot-hot-hottot! It's hot in Topeka! Toe-peker. I'm a toe-pick. I'm a hot toe-picker! Pick my toe-IT'S HOT! Pick my hot toe, PICK IT! Topeka's hot, my toe is hot-pick it! It's hot in Topeka. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. IT'S HOT IN, IT'S HOT IN, IT'S HOT IN TOPEKA!...Topeka.
Bloo[talking to the mirror after drawing eyebrows and a moustache on his face] I am Pierre Schezuan! Haw haw haw haw! I put ze ducks in Crystal Pond! [draws a goatee on his face] I am Pierre's very evil favorite brother! I steal ze ducks from Crystal Pond! [draws an ear on the other side of his face] I am Pierre's third favorite cousin! I have ze ear on ze side of my face! Haw haw haw haw haw! [puts on lipstick] I am Pierre's girlfriend! [starts kissing the mirror] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah!
[walks in on Bloo, who just appears out of nowhere] What are you doing?
BlooNothing, nothing! What're you doing?
You got something... [Bloo wipes face with his hands, attempting to hide what he was doing, smears lipstick and black makeup a little] You got... [Bloo wipes face again, smears makeup substantially; beat, giving up] You got it.
[reading Frankie's note she left on the fridge] "Dear Mac… We went to the beach. We'll be back by 6:00. Don't let Bloo destroy the house. Frankie."
BlooThey went to the beach… WITHOUT ME?!
[The two start running wildy in the foyer with their arms out, screaming like maniacs. This whole montage has them screaming like maniacs. Cut to them spinning on the floor. Then, Mac is shown running in the hallways while hitting pots and pans together, while Bloo comes up behind her covered in toilet paper and holding two plungers. Bloo's body engulfs the screen to black, and then the two are shown making funny faces as the lights flicker. It's shown that it's Mac turning the lights on and off repeatedly while Bloo makes poses. Bloo turns on a stereo system and Mac is playing with a lamp like it's a guitar. Mac and Bloo go up stairs and slide down it while playing with a cape. Bloo gives Mac a speaker and he starts making armpit farts all across the house, while Bloo makes farting sounds at a fan. Cut to Bloo driving on a vacuum cleaner driven by Macacross a big room. Cut to Mac inside a toilet, Bloo flushes it making Mac spin uncontrollably. Dizzy, they come up with another idea.]
TOUCH HERRIMAN'S STUFF!
[The two run into Mr. Herriman's office and start touching his desk]
PRANK CALLS!
[Mac grabs a telephone]
BlooGO GO GO!
THIS IS A JOKE! [laughs wildy]
BlooKICK-PUNCHING! [kicks Mac offscreen]
(out of breath) Bloo! Wait! We're waiting precious time by running around like idiots!
[Bloo talks so fast he’s unintelligible.]
Bloo! Listen! We may never, ever get an opportunity like this again! So we need to focus our energy, and do the most awesome of awesome things we can think of!
BlooThe most awesome of awesome things?
Yes! Something so great, that we'll remember it for the rest of our lives!
[looks at the time on his watch; shocked] WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES TILL EVERYBODY GETS HOME! [he and Bloo run around, screaming frantically in panic] WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! I DON'T CARE, JUST SOMETHING AWESOME THAT WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO!
BlooPLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE!
THIS IS BORING!
BlooI KNOW! Go through people's stuff?!
[They barge into Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco's room]
Wilt's locker!
Bloo[tries to reach the handle but Mac can't hold his balance] Coco's diary!
[takes out Coco's diary from under her nest bed, but it's written in her language] Co co co co co co co-- GAAH!
BlooEd's beanie buggies!
How can you play with those things?! How do you play with these things?!
BlooI don't know!
[They look out the window and see the Foster's bus pulled up in front of the house]
THEY'RE HOME!
MacSean Marquette · 132 quotes
Frankie FosterGrey DeLisle · 106 quotes
WiltPhil LaMarr · 66 quotes
Mr. HerrimanTom Kane · 60 quotes
EduardoTom Kenny · 53 quotes
Madame FosterCandi Milo · 34 quotes
CocoCandi Milo · 33 quotes
TerrenceTara Strong · 16 quotes
CheeseCandi Milo · 15 quotes
DuchessGrey DeLisle · 11 quotes
Jackie KhonesPhil LaMarr · 8 quotes
Fluffer NutterGrey DeLisle · 7 quotes
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