“Battle of the Stands” · Season 1
In this episode: Fanboy (3), Super Chum (2), Yo (2), Dollar-nator (2), Janitor Poopatine (1), Lupe (1)
Dollarnator, come on! What's their secret? Why are they selling so much lemonade?
Don't rush me. It's a process. [he swirls in the cup] Good legs, [then sniffs it] nice bouquet, [inserts the cup in his mouth and processes it] identifying component ingredients... Artificial lemon flavoring, sugar substitute substitute, imitation water... Analysis... [spits the lemonade] Horrible!
No, but I can explain. Because...um...well... [rips off Yo's hair] this isn't Yo's real hair!
Oh, Yeah? Well...Chum Chum's left leg isn't real! [Chum Chum's leg springs off of him.]
Oh yeah? Well...Lupe's really a robo-droid being operated by a smaller Lupe!
[controlling Lupe with a joystick] Ay! Pay no attention! Pay no attention!
[the girls jump on them, starting a big ball of violence which smashes both lemonade stands]
[offscreen] A-a-ahem!
[the fight stops, Yo punches Fanboy one last time]
Oh, hey, guys.
What a pathetic display.
[holding Fanboy, Chum Chum, Yo and Lupe's money jars] We are taking back our money, and spending it somewhere more respectable!
Hey! Like that Frosty Freezy Freeze stand across the street! [Pan over to Dollarnator at a Frosty Freezy Freeze stand where the boys' lemonade stand was at the start of the episode]
Next, please.
Dollarnator???? [the crowd runs to the stand]
Come on, guys. Lemonade was so three minutes ago.
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