MMarsha
Hello, Fanboy. Remember me? It's Marsha.
MMarsha
[spitting, Fanboy and Chum Chum pull out an umbrella to try and guard themselves from Marsha's spit] Marsssssssha.
Oh, sure. You're that-we used to-didn't we-you know, over by the um-yeah, I got nothing.
MMarsha
[shows photo] Maybe this will refresh your memory. [points at Fanboy on the photo] This is you, and [points at herself on the photo] that was me!
But that was Marsha. She was all nice and sweet. And you...ooh.
MMarsha
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU RUINED ME!
[Flashback to years ago when she was chipper]
One minute left. No pressure, kids, but your entire future depends on how you do on this test. Not that my prized pupil Marsha has anything to worry about!
[Marsha cheerfully places an apple on Mr. Mufflin’s head]
Hey, Chum Chum. [points at pencils stuck up his nose] Check me out!
Time's up. Pass your tests forward.
[Sneezes on Marsha's test] Best of luck, Marsha.
[End of flashback]
MMarsha
YOU RUINED MY TEST! I scored so low, they sent me back to kindergarten!
MMarsha
I used to read two levels above my grade, now I spend my days writing "Pat sat on a mat" with a pencil that’s fat! [breaks a pencil that matches what she said] It's all so...
OMiss Olive
[off camera] Does anyone have to go potty?
MMarsha
I have to make a tinky-wink! [To Fanboy, with her eyeballs protruding toward him] Humiliating.
I’m sorry, Marsha. I had no idea! Maybe you could take the test...again?
MMarsha
I'm stuck in here!
Uhh, well maybe I could take it for you. I think I still got a few answers up here.
MMarsha
Oh-ho-ho, It’s too late for tests! Now is the time for revenge! [points at the clock] See the little hand’s on the eight, and the big hand’s on...your throat!
OMiss Olive
[off camera] Snack Time, everyone!
MMarsha
Ooh! Orange slices! [Rips off her pigtails. At Fanboy] You got lucky this time, Fanboy, but come naptime, you're gonna take...a PERMANENT nap!
MMarsha
But it's really nice to see you, Chum Chum.
Wow, Marsha looks great, huh?
OMiss Olive
Let’s all close our eyes and take the cloud-ferry to Sleepy time Island.
OMiss Olive
Ut, ut, ut. When we go night-night, there's no light-light.
OMiss Olive
Now, now, light switches aren't for little hands.
OMiss Olive
Okay, [giggles] I think someone needs a time out! Come along, Mister. You’re going to spend naptime in the gingerbread house. [Shows him a toy gingerbread playhouse]
You mean me? In there? All alone? The whole time? Well, if you think it’s best.
Well, Marsha, looks like you messed with the wrong coward. [notices a graffiti on the wall] Huh. [reading] "Marsha was here." [sees more graffitis of him being cooked in a cauldron, Marsha feeding him to a shark, her jumping on him, and her riding on a rat, commanding it to eat him alive; gasps in horrified shock by seeing these, and spots one more that reads…] "Marsha is here." [Zoom out to see Marsha standing in front of him and staring evilly at him; screams] MARSHA! How-how-how did you get in here so fast?!
[sits down] Marsha, stay back. [stands up with toy scissors] I'm warning you! These can almost cut paper! [She swats them away] AHH! HELP!! HELP ANYONE!!!
MMarsha
I've been dreaming of this moment during every naptime! Nothing is going to stop me from getting my revenge! REVENGE!
It is Fanboy and Chum Chum!
MMarsha
[gasps] The ultimate violation of slumber party protocol!
These boys have to be punished!
This is the part where they eat our faces!
[They scream as the girls lean in as the view goes black and we hear smacking and licking sounds... then it fades back up to reveal the girls wearing lipstick as Fanboy and Chum Chum stand, still perfectly fine.]
[gasps] They didn't eat our faces!
[They turn to reveal themselves smooched all over with kiss marks]
But they did kiss them...!
FCFanboy and Chum Chum
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!
[They run out of Yo's house screaming in embarrassment as the girls laugh; once they get away from the house, they wipe the kiss marks away and sigh.]
Well, at least we know the girls aren't aliens, am I right?
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