Fanboy quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Look, everyone! The latest piece in my "Chalks of the World" set came! Check it out! The Leaning Chalk Tower of Pisa, ooh! I can't wait to use it! Suck-Up! Get up here and erase this board! [pause] Hey, where's Suck-Up?

Chum Chum

[gasp] Kyle's not in here to erase the board! Now's our chance!

Fanboy

Hmm?

Chum Chum

This is what we trained for.

Fanboy

I can't! I'm too nervous! [wimpers]

Chum Chum

Just picture everyone in their underwear...on the outside of their clothes.

Fanboy

[grunts] Uh, I can only picture you! [then, bravely] But it's enough.

Fanboy

"And then, as her three tongues licked her seven lips, he realized that she was a..."

FACE-EATING ALIEN FROM PLANET X!

Fanboy

I am shocked to my very core, Chum Chum. If this children's comic book is to be believed, there are Face-Eating Aliens living among us.

Chum Chum

And they look exactly like everyone else! And the only way to recognize them is by their horrible screech!

HI!!!

Fanboy

Unless...They are not girls at all! ask yourself, Chum Chum. Why would a group of girls get together on a Saturday night?

Chum Chum

To braid each other's hair and glue rhinestones to cookies?

Fanboy

Ha, ha, ha, ha! I don't think so. No, I think you'll find the far more rational explanation is...THEY'RE FACE-EATING ALIENS FROM PLANET X!

Chum Chum

[gasp, choke] I sucked in some glitter.

Fanboy

See for yourself. What are those girls doing right now?

Chum Chum

Jumping rope?

Fanboy

Sure. They might be jumping rope, or they might be -- SPOOLING UP A WORMHOLE SO THEY CAN TELEPORT BACK TO PLANET X. WHERE THEY'LL HOST THEIR EVIL ALIEN BANQUET. The main course? FACE!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lupe

It is Fanboy and Chum Chum!

[gasps] The ultimate violation of slumber party protocol!

These boys have to be punished!

Fanboy

This is the part where they eat our faces!

Fanboy

[gasps] They didn't eat our faces!

Chum Chum

But they did kiss them...!

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!

Fanboy

Well, at least we know the girls aren't aliens, am I right?

Fanboy

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Chum Chum

I CAN'T GO WITH YOU LOOKING! CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Fanboy

I'M TRYING, BUT THEY'RE FROZEN OPEN!

Purple kid, talking raccoon, you tricked me. This isn't the future at all! And I think I threw out all my clothes, because I thought they'd gone out of style.

Fanboy

Well, technically they have gone out.

I'm confiscating that microphone of lies! Give it to me now

Chum Chum

Oh, Keep it down! My brain hasn't thawed yet.

Fanboy

Um, did you happened to leave Your Brown Bear In The Bathroom?

Chum Chum

What? No I- [Gasps] Fanboy! Where is your underwear?!

Fanboy

AHHH!!! MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE!! Don't look at me! I'm hideous! Uh, Chum Chum? Where's your underwear?

Chum Chum

Huh? [gasps] MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE TOO! I'm an underwearless freak!

[upset] We Don't Have Our Underwear!

Chum Chum

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?

Fanboy

Do Not Panic! I'm sure they're Around here somewhere.

Fanboy

Not in the closet...

Chum Chum

Not under the chair...

Fanboy

Not in the fridge...

Chum Chum

Not in the bear!

Fanboy

Not in the nook...

Chum Chum

Not in the cranny!

Fanboy

Not in my head!

Chum Chum

Not on my fanny!

Chum Chum

I Know What You'll Mean...I...Can't Either Walk Straight...Or Fly! [Tries To Fly, But Falls on The Floor]

Fanboy

I Can't Even Lift This 1 Ton Safe! [Tries To Lift Up This Safe, But Failed] Nothing!

Chum Chum

[Tries To Heat Up These Hot Dog Sausages] Oh No! My Heat Vision Is Gone! I Can't Heat Up These Hot Dogs!

Fanboy

Wait! I Think My X-Ray Vision Is Back! I Can See Your Pants Through Your Underwear!

Fanboy

Woah, What is that thing? [Kyle Appears In A Crystal Ball] Hey, it's Kyle!

Chum Chum

What are you doing in Dollarnator's snow globe?

Kyle

That's my palantír, you dimwitted delinquents! Stay right where you are. [switches the background from his living room to the Fanlair] I've been looking for you all night. Where is he? What have you done with him?

Fanboy

Woah, Easy There, Kyle, We Don't Know What You're Talking About!

Lenny

Wha...What's Going On?!?

Chum Chum

Good news! We Found Our Underwear!

Fanboy

Oh Yeah, And There's a Frosty Freezy Freeze Monster Running Amok Inside The Store.

Lenny

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Fanboy

Relax, Lenny! Now That We Have Our Underwear, Chum Chum And I Will Handle This!

Chum Chum

Uh, I Little Privacy Please?

Lenny

[Turns away And Looks at F&C] What Does Underwear Have to Do With Defeating a Ferocious Ice Monster?!

Fanboy

It's Simple. Now That We Have our underwear Back... [F&C Throws Their Frosty Freezy Freeze Cups On The Floor And Putting Their Underwear Back On] We Have Our Powers Back!

Lenny

You Guys Don't Have Any Powers!

Fanboy

don't we? You See Leonard, our underwear Isn't Just tighty and whitey...

It's...MIGHTY!

Fanboy

Now, stay outta sighty! We'll handle this fighty.

Chum Chum

Yeah, and try not to miss it, cause it's gonna be...brief!

Fanboy

Let's roll.

Power of...FLIGHT!!!

Lenny

I Still Can't Believe You Guys Have Powers!

Fanboy

With Great Underwear Comes Great Underwear-ability.

Chum Chum

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Can You Open This, Fanboy?

Fanboy

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Nope. Boy, That Jar. They're Real Tight!

Lenny

You Guys Have Superpowers, But You Can't Open a Mayonnaise Jar?!

Fanboy

Well The Mayonnaise isn't Imposing a major threat, Now is it?

Dollarnator

Guys, I Just Decoded a Video Record of Last night's crazy mad Cap Adventures, And Hijinx And Things of this nature! Check it!

Fanboy

Hello? Trick or Treat! We've got empty pails here!

[opens door] KEEP AWAY!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Huh? Oops, sorry! Wrong face. [switches to his good face] There, that's a lot less scary now, isn't it?

Kyle

Oh, please! The only reaction you two could evoke are cries of boredom. Zing!

Fanboy

Are you saying you have a better idea than hot dog fingers, with ketchup blood?

Kyle

Urrrrgh. As a matter of fact...I do!

Kyle

Shall we begin? Let us all join hands.

Fanboy

Hey, Kyle? If we're holding hands, how are they gonna fill the spaghetti and grapes?

Kyle

[growls and knocks the spaghetti bowl away] ENOUGH WITH THE SPAGHETTI AND GRAPES! [Takes Fanboy's hand, and they join the others] Oh, powerful spirits from beyond. We who are among the living, who humbly implore, and invite you to --

Fanboy

Ahem. Uh, Kyle? We're kinda on a time crunch here?

Kyle

Oh, very well! [avatar state] Demon from the depths of the underworld, I summon thee! I SUMMON THEE!!!