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Fanboy & Chum Chum · Season 2, Episode 6

“Brain Freeze” quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

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“Brain Freeze” · Season 2, Episode 6

In this episode: Fanboy (6), Super Chum (5), Lenny Flynn-Boyle (4), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (2), Boog Shlizetti (2), Dollarnator (2)

Oh, Keep it down! My brain hasn't thawed yet.

Um, did you happened to leave Your Brown Bear In The Bathroom?

What? No I- [Gasps] Fanboy! Where is your underwear?!

AHHH!!! MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE!! Don't look at me! I'm hideous! Uh, Chum Chum? Where's your underwear?

Huh? [gasps] MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE TOO! I'm an underwearless freak!

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

[upset] We Don't Have Our Underwear!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?

Do Not Panic! I'm sure they're Around here somewhere.

[While trying to search for their missing underwear]

Not in the closet...

Not under the chair...

Not in the fridge...

Not in the bear!

Not in the nook...

Not in the cranny!

Not in my head!

Not on my fanny!

I Know What You'll Mean...I...Can't Either Walk Straight...Or Fly! [Tries To Fly, But Falls on The Floor]

I Can't Even Lift This 1 Ton Safe! [Tries To Lift Up This Safe, But Failed] Nothing!

[Tries To Heat Up These Hot Dog Sausages] Oh No! My Heat Vision Is Gone! I Can't Heat Up These Hot Dogs!

Wait! I Think My X-Ray Vision Is Back! I Can See Your Pants Through Your Underwear!

[Fanboy and Chum Chum see Kyle in their crystal ball]

Woah, What is that thing? [Kyle Appears In A Crystal Ball] Hey, it's Kyle!

What are you doing in Dollarnator's snow globe?

That's my palantír, you dimwitted delinquents! Stay right where you are. [switches the background from his living room to the Fanlair] I've been looking for you all night. Where is he? What have you done with him?

Woah, Easy There, Kyle, We Don't Know What You're Talking About!

You Know I Remember? I-I Picked You Up And We All Peaked Out on That Sweet Birthday Cake! [He Laughs, Bops his neck and Belches Out The Flan Bits]

[upon seeing a devoured Professor Flan] Oh, Professor Flan... [hangs head] Maybe I can Bake you back together with all that's left! [gathers flan bits and leaves]

Sandy, You're Ok! [Notices That Boog's Car is Vibrating] What The? [Boog's Car Starts Vibrating Again] That Doesn't Like Sandy! [An Angry Lenny Jumps On Boog's Face] AHHH!!!

YOU'VE LOCKED ME IN YOUR TRUNK ALL NIGHT!

Sorry, Leonard, I-I Forgot! Y-Y-You're Just not Memberable to me!

Wha...What's Going On?!?

Good news! We Found Our Underwear!

Oh Yeah, And There's a Frosty Freezy Freeze Monster Running Amok Inside The Store.

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Relax, Lenny! Now That We Have Our Underwear, Chum Chum And I Will Handle This!

Uh, I Little Privacy Please?

[Turns away And Looks at F&C] What Does Underwear Have to Do With Defeating a Ferocious Ice Monster?!

It's Simple. Now That We Have our underwear Back... [F&C Throws Their Frosty Freezy Freeze Cups On The Floor And Putting Their Underwear Back On] We Have Our Powers Back!

You Guys Don't Have Any Powers!

don't we? You See Leonard, our underwear Isn't Just tighty and whitey...

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

It's...MIGHTY!

Now, stay outta sighty! We'll handle this fighty.

Yeah, and try not to miss it, cause it's gonna be...brief!

[they laugh]

Let's roll.

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

Power of...FLIGHT!!!

I Still Can't Believe You Guys Have Powers!

With Great Underwear Comes Great Underwear-ability.

[last Lines]

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Can You Open This, Fanboy?

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Nope. Boy, That Jar. They're Real Tight!

You Guys Have Superpowers, But You Can't Open a Mayonnaise Jar?!

Well The Mayonnaise isn't Imposing a major threat, Now is it?

Guys, I Just Decoded a Video Record of Last night's crazy mad Cap Adventures, And Hijinx And Things of this nature! Check it!

[The episode ends with a flashback of everything Fanboy and Chum Chum did when high on the Frosty Freezy Freeze, ending with "THE END" sketched on the backs of their underwear.]

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