Fanboy, Chum Chum and others in “Face-Eating Aliens From Planet X”

Unless...They are not girls at all! ask yourself, Chum Chum. Why would a group of girls get together on a Saturday night?

To braid each other's hair and glue rhinestones to cookies?

Ha, ha, ha, ha! I don't think so. No, I think you'll find the far more rational explanation is...THEY'RE FACE-EATING ALIENS FROM PLANET X!

[gasp, choke] I sucked in some glitter.

See for yourself. What are those girls doing right now?

Jumping rope?

Sure. They might be jumping rope, or they might be -- SPOOLING UP A WORMHOLE SO THEY CAN TELEPORT BACK TO PLANET X. WHERE THEY'LL HOST THEIR EVIL ALIEN BANQUET. The main course? FACE!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!