[Enters The Frosty Mart] Oops! Did I write "lollipops"? 'Cause today's special is Free lolli-bops! [laughs] Now, line up, dweebs!
CCChris Chuggy, Fanboy, Chum Chum And Yo
[dejected] Awwww...
Man, it's as if Beethoven's bopping' through me!
JAgent Johnson
Are you Boogreguard Shlizetti?
JAgent Johnson
[pause] Detective Johnson, Head of Frosty Mart Security. Our cameras have recorded forty-thousand separate incidents of you bopping our customers.
Sweet! I-- could I get a copy of those tapes? I'm thinking of putting out a "Boog's Best Bops" DVD. [inhales, pause] You know, with extras.
JAgent Johnson
Listen here, pally! I'm here to fire you!
What the bop, you're going to fire me?
Before we begin your treatment, we'll need to give you a complete, physical workup.
What? Oh, what do you think you're doing with that?
FanboyI'm just going to check your reflexes. [hammers Boog's right leg, gets bopped] Ow. [hammers Boog's left leg, gets bopped] Ow. Okay, now I need you to open up and say "ahh". [holds up tongue depressor]
Ahh... [bops Fanboy with his tongue]
Fanboy
[to Chum Chum] It's more serious than I thought. His whole body appears to be one big bopping reflex.
I was afraid of that. What do you recommend, doctor?
Fanboy
[pause] I think our patient may require...a shock, to the system.
Heyheyhey, hey! What's this thing?
It's an electric brace to help curb your bopping.
Fanboy
It's what people in the industry call a behavior modification device.
What people in the industry?
The guy at the pet store.
Oh, the-- WHA? I ain't wearing' no dog collar! [starts to take the collar off]
This stupid thing shocked me!
Fanboy
That means it's working.
It zaps you every time you try to bop.
Are you crazy?! I-- [gets shocked]
Oh, that is it. This is coming' off right now! [gets shocked, gasps for breath]
Fanboy
Come on, Boog. It's for your own good.
Yes. Listen to Pretend Doctor Fanboy, and leave the collar be.
[fidgets, gasps for breath] Okay. Eee...you're right. I'll listen to you from now -- [yanks collar causing Chum Chum to shock him, gasps for breath, faints] Fine. I surrender. I'll wear your stupid torture device.
Fanboy
That's the spirit. Now, don't you feel --
[grunts] WHAT THE? I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! [grunts]
Mmm? Oops. Sorry, I was sitting on the remote.
Fanboy
"Release Monkey"? I wonder what that does. [presses button, Chimp Chomp comes out] Oh, that releases the monkey. AAAAAAHHHHHH! Monkey, monkey on my head! Monkey on my head! get it off! Get it off! [it jumps off his head] I don't believe it, Chimp Chomp's real!
We'd better get him back in the game before Boog finds out!
[Gasps] Chimp Chomp's Getting Away!
Fanboy
Aww, what's wrong, baby Kyle?
BKBaby Kyle
I don't know, [sobbing] it seems I'm not suffically fatigued!
Fanboy
Baby Kyle, we can understand your baby gibberish. No, we can't.
BKBaby Kyle
I'm not tired!
Maybe baby wants to be helded.
Fanboy
[gasps] Does somebody want to go uppums?
BKBaby Kyle
Yes, yes, I want to be held.
Fanboy
Mr. Mufflin! I found the book! Mr. Mufflin?
Uhh, Fanboy? Is school always this empty during the day?
Fanboy
[gasp] Everybody's gone! Do you know what this means?
[Fanboy and Chum Chum sing No Work And All Play]
BFBaby Fanboy and Chum Chum
Excuse me, could you direct us to the library?
Can I interest you in a bop instead!? [the boys hug each other in fear. Boog 'bops' up a small rack of tiny Frosty Freezy Freezes]
BFBaby Fanboy and Chum Chum
Ooh! What are those?
An array of our tastiest beverages. Yours to sample and enjoy. No purchase necessary!
BCBaby Chum Chum
What do these letters on the cup say?
BFBaby Fanboy
Who cares? I love this drink and I don't Like letters! [they leave with a tiny Frosty Freezy Freeze each]
No! What are you doing!? I said to bop them! Bop them!
Yeah! B.O.P. - Bring Out Products!
Step 1: Sprinkle anti-fairy dust on the floor. Good. [sings] Fairy, be gone! Fairy, be gone! Fairy, be gone! Done. Step 2: Knock three times. Okay, that's easy. [knocks on the coffee table three times]
Fanboy
I'll get it!
[Fanboy opens the door, the tooth fairy enters, outraged.]
Fanboy
Kyle, it's for you.
I'm gonna bop you so- [Lemuel touches his fist, breaking his entire arm off] Kiji! I-I-I lost my arm and everything! [Lemuel raises his fist and Boog gets bopped, with the "BOP" title as a result]
Fanboy
[at Chum Chum] See? I told you it was just a coma.
[After a daze] What am I doing on the floor? I'm supposed to be bopping that guy! I'm gonna bop you so bad! [he charges and gets bopped, with the "BOP" title as a result]
Fanboy
Why so perky this morning, Chum?
Ha ha ha! Like I would know that it's my... B to the I to the R-T-H, D to the A to the Y-Y-Y, WHY?!? CAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Fanboy
Well, birthday song. I haven't heard that since the last time it was your birthday...it's your birthday...horray.
You didn't forget, did you?
And now, for your birthday enjoyment...
Ooh! The entertainment's starting!
May I present, Kyle, the Conjurer. [crowd cheers]
Ooh, Kyle! I didn't know you did magic. Can you make a penny come outta my nose?
Since it's your birthday, I'll ignore that. And instead... [the lights go out as he begins his speech] perform MAGIC! So dark, it'll cause you mere mortals to weep before me and bow down in awe of my infinite power! [he disappears, then reappears as the lights come back and the crowd cheers] Thank you. Thank you.
Ooh. Now can you pour milk into a newspaper?
Eh-heh, for my next trick, I had something grander in mind. I would now like to...
Fanboy
Make someone disappear? Done! [he leaves to focus on the gift]
Huh? I was going to summon a dragon to paint your name in fire.
Fanboy
[falls to the ground and sobs dramatically]
Fanboy, what's the matter?
Fanboy
[sobbing] Oh, Chum Chum, I forgot your birthday! I don't have a present! That confiscated briefcase was the only present I could find!
But I didn't expect two presents.
Fanboy
Two presents? What do you mean?
You already gave me the best present: You spent the whole day with me! [remembers everything they did via slideshow] We woke up in the morning together, we played pin-the-tail-on-your-butt together, you did an amazing magic trick for me...
[head moving in picture] I helped.
We met Man-Arctica together! We opened all my other presents together! Being together is the best present you could ever get me!
No! Stop! This stall is forbidden!
Fanboy
I don't know who this "Bidden" is, but right now, it's for Fanboy! [he and Chum Chum enter the bathroom]
No! Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [the door closes]
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