Fanboy quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Fanboy

All righty, me hearties, if ye be ready for treasure, say "aye".

Arr!

Fanboy

Close enough. Treasure, ho!

Fanboy

Huh. I don't understand it. We dug up the whole town, but still no treasure. What arr we gonna do?

Chum Chum

I dunno, but we better do it soon. Me thinks the crew be getting restless.

Fanboy

Blow me down! There be mutiny in their eyes! We be done for!

Chum Chum

Uh...quick! Tell them about the treasure again!

Chum Chum

Fanboy, is this the end?

Fanboy

I'm afraid so, little buddy...

Chum Chum

I just want you to know you're the best friend anyone could've ever hoped for!

Fanboy

Not better than you, little buddy! I'll never forget you!

Chum Chum

And I'll never forget you!

Fanboy

Oh, and of course Kyle, we can't forget him.

Kyle

Indeed, yes, good, show all the way around.

Fanboy

Boy, Chum Chum, can you believe after all we've been through, this is where it ends?

Chum Chum

Yeah, we had some good times, didn't we?

Fanboy

Boy, it feels like just yesterday we met...

[toddles towards and waves at Chum Chum] Hi!

[pokes Fanboy's left eye] Eye!

Fanboy

We were so innocent...

BE QUIET!!! It's Quiet Time! Can't you read?! [Points to a note on the blackboard reading "QUIET TIME"]

Fanboy

Reading? I don't think we've covered that.

Chum Chum

Yeah, what grade do you think we're in?

[Picks up F&C] We'll call this strike 1! Now, take your seats, [Puts F&C at their desks] And I don't want to hear a peep! I need absolute quiet while I work on my model Swiss Village. Ooh! Winter's coming early! [sprinkles some fake snow onto the model and yodels]

Kyle

Oopsie, heh. Auf Wiedersehen!

Ooh-ah. Oh, sweet Mufflinflusen! [crying then, enraged] You two! [picks up F&C] You destroyed MUFFLINFLUSEN! That's it, I am separating you two... PERMANENTLY!

WHAT?!?

I'm gonna see to it you're in separate classrooms. MAYBE EVEN SEPARATE SCHOOLS! [Puts F&C at their desks, then kicks Chum Chum's to the wall]

Chum Chum

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Fanboy

No Mr. Mufflin, please! Chinese destiny, KIDNEY, SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!

Yeah, yeah, fate of the universe. I've heard it all be- FOR THE LOVE OF LEDERHOSEN!

STAN!

Fanboy

Man, I wish I has two arms like that guy, think of all the amazing things I could do.

Chum Chum

Uh, Fanboy? You do have two arms.

Fanboy

Tcha, I wish!

Chum Chum

Uh, right there, buddy.

Fanboy

Ah! snake! snake!

Chum Chum

It's okay. it's okay, Fanboy. I'd like you to meet your left arm.

Fanboy

Oh, nice to meet you, left arm. Firm handshake. I like this guy.

Chum Chum

I've been trying to get you two together for a while.

Fanboy

Woah. I have two arms. I have two arms! Oh, this is gonna open up a whole new world of possibility!

We're in some pretty poop now, Sarge! Game over, man! Game over!

Fanboy

Come On, Troops, If We Rush Him, we can't blast all of us!

Lupe

I'd Say We Leave.

Chum Chum

[singing] Frooostyyyy Maaaart! Oh wait, that's not right.

Fanboy

No, wait a minute! Try that again.

Chum Chum

[singing] Frooostyyyy Maaaart!

Dollar-nator

Ding.

Fanboy

Nice ding, Dollar-nator.

Dollar-nator

I was just riding on your groove, man.

[singing] We wanna live at the Frosty Mart!

Dollar-nator

Ding.

Fanboy

Dollarnator, come on! What's their secret? Why are they selling so much lemonade?

Dollar-nator

Don't rush me. It's a process. [he swirls in the cup] Good legs, [then sniffs it] nice bouquet, [inserts the cup in his mouth and processes it] identifying component ingredients... Artificial lemon flavoring, sugar substitute substitute, imitation water... Analysis... [spits the lemonade] Horrible!

Fanboy

No, but I can explain. Because...um...well... [rips off Yo's hair] this isn't Yo's real hair!

Oh, Yeah? Well...Chum Chum's left leg isn't real! [Chum Chum's leg springs off of him.]

Chum Chum

Oh yeah? Well...Lupe's really a robo-droid being operated by a smaller Lupe!

[controlling Lupe with a joystick] Ay! Pay no attention! Pay no attention!

[offscreen] A-a-ahem!

Fanboy

Oh, hey, guys.

Janitor Poopatine

What a pathetic display.

[holding Fanboy, Chum Chum, Yo and Lupe's money jars] We are taking back our money, and spending it somewhere more respectable!

Hey! Like that Frosty Freezy Freeze stand across the street! [Pan over to Dollarnator at a Frosty Freezy Freeze stand where the boys' lemonade stand was at the start of the episode]

Dollar-nator

Next, please.

Dollarnator???? [the crowd runs to the stand]

Dollar-nator

Come on, guys. Lemonade was so three minutes ago.

Fanboy

Hang on, Kyle! I'll pull you up!

Kyle

No! I'd rather plummet to my Demise than go on without knowing how to do that ring trick!

Fanboy

That's crazy! You fall into lava just because you don't know how to rotate your wrist a quarter turn and gently pull? [realizes he revealed the secret] Oh, no.

Kyle

[discovers it all came back to him] You mean like this? [turns the ring and pulls. It comes loose] I did it! I truly am the lord of the rings! [falls into the lava pit below him] Oh, poop.

Lenny

[cycling past Fanboy and Chum Chum] Top of the morning, guys!

Chum Chum

Who was that?

Fanboy

It looks like Lenny. But he's smiling, so…I'm not sure.