Before we begin your treatment, we'll need to give you a complete, physical workup.
What? Oh, what do you think you're doing with that?
I'm just going to check your reflexes. [hammers Boog's right leg, gets bopped] Ow. [hammers Boog's left leg, gets bopped] Ow. Okay, now I need you to open up and say "ahh". [holds up tongue depressor]
Ahh... [bops Fanboy with his tongue]
[to Chum Chum] It's more serious than I thought. His whole body appears to be one big bopping reflex.
I was afraid of that. What do you recommend, doctor?
[pause] I think our patient may require...a shock, to the system.
Heyheyhey, hey! What's this thing?
It's an electric brace to help curb your bopping.
It's what people in the industry call a behavior modification device.
What people in the industry?
The guy at the pet store.
Oh, the-- WHA? I ain't wearing' no dog collar! [starts to take the collar off]
This stupid thing shocked me!
That means it's working.
It zaps you every time you try to bop.
Are you crazy?! I-- [gets shocked]
Or think about bopping.
Oh, that is it. This is coming' off right now! [gets shocked, gasps for breath]
Come on, Boog. It's for your own good.
Yes. Listen to Pretend Doctor Fanboy, and leave the collar be.
[fidgets, gasps for breath] Okay. Eee...you're right. I'll listen to you from now -- [yanks collar causing Chum Chum to shock him, gasps for breath, faints] Fine. I surrender. I'll wear your stupid torture device.
That's the spirit. Now, don't you feel --
[grunts] WHAT THE? I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! [grunts]
Mmm? Oops. Sorry, I was sitting on the remote.
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