Fanboy
Hang on, Kyle! I'll pull you up!
Kyle
No! I'd rather plummet to my Demise than go on without knowing how to do that ring trick!
Fanboy
That's crazy! You fall into lava just because you don't know how to rotate your wrist a quarter turn and gently pull? [realizes he revealed the secret] Oh, no.
Kyle
[discovers it all came back to him] You mean like this? [turns the ring and pulls. It comes loose] I did it! I truly am the lord of the rings! [falls into the lava pit below him] Oh, poop.
More Fanboy & Chum Chum quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Fanboy & Chum Chum pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.