Rochelle Rock quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Rochelle

If you wanna sulk, go sulk. It's not gonna change anything.

Narrator

Ask Hillary Clinton.

Narrator

[as Chris enters a diner] Next to a pregnancy scare, waitin' for the results from my G.E.D. was one of the scariest moments of my life.

Who gets that fried crust?

Rochelle

[showing up] Hi, baby.

Chris

Hey. Where's Drew and Tonya?

Rochelle

They're walkin' over from Doc's.

Chris

[singing along] Tommy used to work on the docks. Union's been on strike; he's down on his luck. It's tough.

Rochelle

[as Drew and Tonya show up] Hey!

Tonya

Hi Mom.

Drew

Oh, I love fried crusts!

Rochelle

Don't fill up on it.

Tonya

Where's Daddy?

Drew

In his skin. When he jumps out, you can jump in.

Rochelle

[singing along] Hold on...

Chris

[singing along] ...if we make it or not. We'll give it a shot.

[singing along] Oh, we're halfway there! Oh, oh! Livin' on a prayer! Take my hand; we'll make it, I swear! Oh, oh! Livin' on a prayer!

Chris

Hey Ma, I heard they were hirin' at Red Lobster.

Tonya

They're not hirin' you.

Drew

I wonder how hungry people have to be to eat a lobster? Like, who looks at that and says, "Man, that looks good!"?

Rochelle

Have you thought about what you're gonna do if you don't pass the G.E.D.?

Julius

[showing up with Chris' G.E.D. results] Hey, everybody.

Tonya

Hey, Daddy.

Rochelle

Hi. What's that?

Julius

Chris' G.E.D. results.

Drew

Did you pass?

Tonya

Open it.

Julius

Is that fried crust?

Drew

Yeah. And it's good.

Chris

[last line on the show] What's it say? [the screen blacks out afterwards, leaving it ambiguous as to whether Chris passed the G.E.D. or not, and the credits roll in silence, mimicking the final episode of The Sopranos.]