[as Chris enters a diner] Next to a pregnancy scare, waitin' for the results from my G.E.D. was one of the scariest moments of my life.
Who gets that fried crust?
[Chris inserts a quarter into the jukebox on the table, then "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi plays]
[showing up] Hi, baby.
Hey. Where's Drew and Tonya?
They're walkin' over from Doc's.
[singing along] Tommy used to work on the docks. Union's been on strike; he's down on his luck. It's tough.
[as Drew and Tonya show up] Hey!
Hi Mom.
Oh, I love fried crusts!
Don't fill up on it.
Where's Daddy?
In his skin. When he jumps out, you can jump in.
[singing along] Hold on...
[singing along] ...if we make it or not. We'll give it a shot.
[singing along] Oh, we're halfway there! Oh, oh! Livin' on a prayer! Take my hand; we'll make it, I swear! Oh, oh! Livin' on a prayer!
Hey Ma, I heard they were hirin' at Red Lobster.
They're not hirin' you.
I wonder how hungry people have to be to eat a lobster? Like, who looks at that and says, "Man, that looks good!"?
Have you thought about what you're gonna do if you don't pass the G.E.D.?
[showing up with Chris' G.E.D. results] Hey, everybody.
Hey, Daddy.
Hi. What's that?
Chris' G.E.D. results.
Did you pass?
Open it.
Is that fried crust?
Yeah. And it's good.
[last line on the show] What's it say? [the screen blacks out afterwards, leaving it ambiguous as to whether Chris passed the G.E.D. or not, and the credits roll in silence, mimicking the final episode of The Sopranos.]
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