Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

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These weren't your everyday white kids; they were bigger, faster, and stronger. Also, they were sexier. They had sexier backs... and sexier fronts.

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Finally, I thought my troubles were over. I wasn't gonna be the only black kid on the bus, and I wasn't gonna be the only black kid at lunch. And for a change, I wasn't gonna be the only black kid in my class.

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While my future was lookin' up, Tonya's was goin' down the drain.

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In a school that was 7% Latino, 9% black and 3% Asian, I somehow ended up in a class that was 99.9% white.

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Because I was a guy and a good cook, I got a lot of attention.

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She may not know how to work an oven, but she knows how to work me!

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I was cool with Angel, but not with androgyny, so I asked my dad for help.

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There haven't been this many ex-cons in one place since Naomi Campbell had lunch with Amy Winehouse.

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During football season at Tattaglia, there was nothing more important than Homecoming Week.

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Nothing like a parent's love to destroy your confidence.

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Man, that scene put the "azy" in "crazy."

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While I was gonna catch Greg later, some other guys were gonna catch Greg now.

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The classes that I thought would be exciting would be boring, and the boring classes were even worse.

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My English teacher was like a sleeping pill in a skirt.

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While I was tryin' not to fail English, my parents were tryin' not to fail inspection.