Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

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Drew went on to make a fortune sellin' sub-prime mortgages.

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Are they mistakin' me for Marion Barry?

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Well, once again, I learned a lesson. I learned that movies can teach you almost as much as books can, but in the process, I lost the best teacher I ever had.

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When Dickerson said, "My man," it was like bein' vice president.

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At school, things were gettin' ugly, but to my father, life was beautiful.

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If you keepin' score, that's happy: zero, my mother: one.

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When Stacy said I had to work for her, she meant it. I had to go for groceries, get her dry cleaning, and mine her coal.

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I was happy Doc had a girlfriend. Too bad I have to kill her.

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While I wanted less attention from my boss, Tonya wanted more attention from boys.

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I was like Cupid's retarded little brother. Damn, I'm good.

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While Doc was feedin' the bums, losin' Stacy was eatin' him up.

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After The Last Dragon, karate became more popular in the ghetto than poverty. Everybody was doin' it. Boys were doin' karate, girls were doin' it, even old people were doin' it.

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The idle sister is the Devil's workshop.

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At the barbershop, rumors about Jerome were spreadin' faster than Britney Spears for the paparazzi.

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I didn't have anything against Big Bird, but unfortunately for me, she didn't have anything against me, either.