Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

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As class president, I thought things would change for me, but I couldn't have been more wrong.

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To get back to Brooklyn, it felt like we went around the entire city. We went through Chinatown, the meatpacking district... we even went through theatre district. The only place we didn't go through was our school district.

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Back at school, it was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Truth.

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My mac 'n cheese looked so good, Gandhi would've snuck himself a plate.

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Even before video, Drew learned the secret to being a good singer was to not sing at all.

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(as Drew sings poorly in the bathroom) Holy Ralph Tresvant!

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Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

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Doc took the expression, "a token of my appreciation," literally.

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I don't know if he's more concerned because I lost consciousness, or because I lost a half-day's pay.

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My father was evacuating to avoid Hurricane Rochelle.

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The only thing I could do: Join the few, the proud, the hall monitors.

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When my mom worked, she had two jobs: her job and complaining about her job.

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My dad was willing to brave the elements to save his son, but to save money, he'd bought the cheapest tires known to man. He was the only black out in a whiteout.

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I haven't seen a sea of white like this since the Republican National Convention.

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Back at home, Drew was trying to watch hockey and wishing Tonya would just shut the puck up.