Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

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That kiss from Big Bird made me feel like Superfly.

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Tonight's episode was brought to you by the letters D, A, M, and N!

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Tryin' to find a black kid in Bed-Stuy was like tryin' to find a needle in a needle stack.

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Just because James didn't want a Brother from Another Mother, didn't mean he wasn't gettin' one.

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James was tough, but he was still 12.

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After all was said and done, I found out a few things about James. His real name was Cleavon, he was raised by the streets, and he was still a 12-year-old kid.

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Doc was the only person I knew who celebrated Old New Year's Eve.

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She's a bale of cotton away from sendin' us back 300 years.

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Too bad I didn't make a New Year's resolution to be depressed!

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Just because I ain't goin' to Times Square tonight, am I gonna jump off a bridge?

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My dad had the key to the city, but it couldn't open gridlock.

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I never really believed in things like New Year's resolutions, but for the first time in my life, all my dreams were comin' true.

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Kissin' Tasha on New Year's Eve was amazing, but my only fear was that I was gonna turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

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In professional sports, the best athletes get a sneaker contract.

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While Tonya tried to get into Drew's group, my mom tried to get into a pair of jeans. [Rochelle tries hard to put on a pair of jeans] She sweated less during childbirth.