Hey, Zane.
I haven't done anything!
Yeah, well, the day is young.
S2 E11Maneater
Henry said that there's a... an inertia... thing coming.
An inertial wave?
Yeah, is that bad? [diner explodes]
Yeah, it's bad.
You hurt?
Carter, listen...
It was a... an in-the-moment thing.
Good. Okay, uh, are we still in the moment, because I'd really like to do it again.
Um, we're gonna lie you down.
Yeah, let's lie down.
Uh, Zane...?
Oh sorry, do you need something?
No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.
CSCarter, Stark
Excuse me?
AYAnne Young
Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.
Yeah.
Not to mention, bizarre.
Go ahead, say something else.
What?
YDr. Young
Or don't.
Yeah.
YDr. Young
[pushes Allison out of the way] Talk is cheap. [kisses Carter]
Whoa.
YDr. Young
I've been wanting to do that all day.
[Referring to Jack] When he was in here I just couldn't think, I just wanted him.
YDr. Young
It was horrible.
I can only imagine.
Yeah, it's been happening all day. Uh, Jo kissed me, but I didn't put it together.
Deputy Lupo kissed you and you didn't think there was anything wrong with that?
Well, I've been working out. I'm looking pretty good.
Wilma...ate...Fred.
Did you need something?
Yeah. I just wanted you to know, I didn't like that. Seeing you kiss Carter... I didn't like it at all.
No?
I think I've been pretty clear about that. The question is, what would you like?
To stop playing games.
Meaning what?
[turns and faces him] This. [kisses him]
That, I liked.
S2 E12All that Glitters (Part 1)
[about the customers looting Café Diem] First the utensils turned to gold, then the counters, then the silverware. And that’s when they turned against me. Like vultures. Greedy little genius vultures. I thought intelligent men were above such things.
[spots Fargo trying to swipe a gold cappuccino machine] Fargo! Really?
It’s just so shiny.
We just became the richest town in the world!
Well, that's one way to look at it. Uh, gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.
Like Paris Hilton?
Two people currently in the front closet.
(Carter marches over to the closet and opens the door to reveal Jo and Zane making out)
[shocked] What are you...You're supposed to be watching...
Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... [they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself]
S2 E13A Night at Global Dynamics (Part 2)
I still can't believe I let you talk me into chaperoning.
Hey, no one snapped off your fingers.
The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.
I know.
[to Lucas] Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?
Well, when you ask like that...
I love small spaces.
I hate small spaces.
Like returning to the womb.
Disturbing thought.
We need a bigger womb.
That's a motion-activated photon defense array. They're screwed.
CSCarter, Stark & Taggart
[over radio] We can hear you!
Sorry.
Boys, there's plenty of back door access for everyone...[realises what she's just said]...that didn't come out right.
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