Eureka · Season 2
Maybe it was just a one time thing. You know. Adrenaline. Heat of the moment.
Making out with Taggart? More like a moment of insanity.
Not so loud. Look, I really need some outside perspective here. Please?
You want perspective?
Uh-huh.
You hooked up with a guy whose age difference with you is the same as me and my dad.
(Looks over at Taggart. Taggart waves. Jo waves back.) That did it.
There's not much tissue left but I can run a DNA sample and get an ID.
Nah, I know who it is. It's, ah, fat, sweaty Asian guy.
What?!
Carter!
I'm being descriptive - if I knew his name, I'd use it!
Taggart said the combustion was caused by meson particles coming from a solar flare. I'm no astrophysicist but I don't think there are a lot of solar flares inside a house.
He's right.
Really?
Could you not act so surprised?
You've never swung an ax in your life.
I've swung a lot of things that would surprise you sheriff.
What does that even mean?
Do we have any suspects yet?
No, unless you count this long list of people around here who find Fargo as annoying as we do.
Hey! That's not true... oh yes it is.
[as Stark prepares to shoot Fargo with a goo gun]
Dr. Stark, are you smiling?
Of course not!
[Dictating last words to Beverly] E-mail to Allison Blake: "You are the most intoxicating woman I ever met. I used to dream of you catching me asleep on your desk late at night." Send one of those to Jo and substitute "jail cell" for "desk". Oh, and send one to yourself substituting "couch." And see if you can work the word "tempestuous" in there.
Okay.
Now, Sheriff Carter. "You really tried to help me on my last day. And, um, for that, I-I don't know how to thank you."
That's actually quite touch-
"If only you were better at your job."
Good job Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Oh, give it a second.
Yep, there it is.
Today’s forecast calls for heat, frost, rain, hail, gale force winds and severe lightning.
[re: S.A.R.A.H.] I’ll have Fargo give her a check-up.
It is an incredibly dangerous confluence of meteorological events.
Uh...
A perfect storm.
Thank you.
A spinning cyclone of instability, high up in the cryosphere.
Ice funnel of death.
Gotcha. Why don't you people just say "ice funnel of death"?
[over the radio] How hard is it to push a button?
[fighting gale-force winds] You wanna do it!?
SARAH, forgive me if I don’t feel the need to justify my parental choices to a talking bunker.
Fine, don’t let the door hit you on the way-
[interrupting] Yeah, you wanna piece of me?
Ahem. Are you, uh, threatening the house?
She started it.
Sorry, all class 8 research is classified.
Oh. Y’know what else should be classified? Uh, a certain assistant’s American Idol audition.
What? No-no-no, Zoe promised me she was gonna delete that!
So what’s it gonna be?
Fine. Give me an hour.
[Referring to his IQ test] I did very well. I got 111. I didn't even try and I got over 100 percent.
I mean, they’re only kids. How much trouble can they get into? I mean, uh, Jo made it seem like the sky is falling.
That hasn’t happened since 2004. And that was more of an igniting of the ionosphere.
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