“All that Glitters (Part 1)” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Jack Carter (2), Jo Lupo (1), Zane Donovan (1), Douglas Fargo (1), Henry Deacon (1), SARAH (1), Vincent (1)
[about the customers looting Café Diem] First the utensils turned to gold, then the counters, then the silverware. And that’s when they turned against me. Like vultures. Greedy little genius vultures. I thought intelligent men were above such things.
[spots Fargo trying to swipe a gold cappuccino machine] Fargo! Really?
It’s just so shiny.
We just became the richest town in the world!
Well, that's one way to look at it. Uh, gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.
Like Paris Hilton?
Two people currently in the front closet.
(Carter marches over to the closet and opens the door to reveal Jo and Zane making out)
[shocked] What are you...You're supposed to be watching...
Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... [they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Eureka pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
