I'm not hot.
Now you're just fishing for compliments.
S2 E9Sight Unseen
Sorry didn't mean to distract you with all the verbal sparring and the sudden sexual tension between us.
Please, you are so not my type.
That's what they all say.
Until they fall madly in love with you?
No, that's what they all actually say.
Carter walks into room eagerly
Can we put a bell on him or something?
What if he's in there, invisible, with a poisoned blow gun from Borneo waiting?
Then he'll get you first.
Start with his computer.
What, me?
Well, he's already gonna kill you for opening the door, why risk anyone else?
Lincoln the poop guy.
You're not shallow, you just haven't explored your depth.
Oh no, no, no... No exploring on my watch.
It's Frank, isn't it?
Unfortunately.
And he's dead?
Pretty much.
S2 E10God is in the Details
Wow. If all church girls look like you, I might consider converting.
Well, you should join me sometime and find out.
Oh, I would, but I'm allergic, I'd have to get a new inhaler, it'd be a whole thing.
I'm sorry, Sheriff, it was my responsibility to keep an eye on them, and I failed. Bad house!
What if GD was built over a Hellmouth?
Either tell me why you're pissed at me, or I'll hold my breath until you do.
What are you, three?
Hey, I black out, it's on you. [Starts holding his breath.]
(points to Carter and Zane) You're both going to hell.
Bottom line: if Reverend Harper is responsible, we're in for a lot more.
[sarcastically] Yeah, like a plague of locusts, or fiery hail, or or total darkness.
[Suddenly, the lights go out.]
You had to say it!
Henry.
Yeah?
You're my best friend, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
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