Good morning kids! I brought blueberry muffins and they're still warm.
Doug's favorite! That was very thoughtful of you Isaac.
Thank you.
To a disturbing degree. [Aside to Holly] They're probably poisoned.
S5 E1Lost
I've been able to work all of the bugs out of my ASS.
Excuse me?
A.S.S. Adrenaline Suppression System.
What the frak happened?
Carter stole my girlfriend.
Really?
No, well yea... ZANE, bigger issues!
The Andies have been fixing people who can't follow orders.
Do these people seem happy to an almost creepy degree?
Yeah. Big time.
We may know what they're using.
Isaac's ASS!
That seems unlikely.
S5 E2The Real Thing
Really Doug, a dragon?
You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings
That doesn't change the fact they're mythical, as in... mythical!
Mythical's just another word for not yet discovered.
[Carter and Andy are in jail]
Andy, break open these bars.
Uh... These bars are hardened carbon nano tubing boss, I'm not gonna be able to break these
Then, then we do something else. Dig robot, Dig!
S5 E3Force Quit
How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction?
I can rig a delay that should buy you 10, 12 seconds.
S5 E4Friendly Fire
Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.
But the remote will work once we get outside GD, right?
PParrish
Theoretically.
I... hate that word
S5 E5Jack of All Trades
I was in here in my body playing laser tag. The next thing I know, I'm... in you!
Okay... Never phrase it that way again.
Is this my joking face? No! This is not my face at all!
What if you get stuck this way?
Well, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body. Or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.
Grace! We have to fix this.
[Once Carter has returned to his own body]
Oh, thank god! I did not want to have to make Sophie's choice!
I'm pretty relieved to be back in my body.
Yeah, me too. You really had to go to the little boy's room.
Well... [Realizes] Tell me you didn't take me. Tell me you didn't use your boy hands down there!
They were your hands!
If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Yep! And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
Hey! I believe in manscaping, maybe you should try it sometime!
Don't push me Six Pack or I'll pound another bacon cheese scone.
Another!?
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