Nathan Stark quotes from Eureka

Fargo

Dr. Stark, are you smiling?

Stark

Of course not!

Stark

Good job Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Carter

Oh, give it a second.

Stark

Yep, there it is.

Carter

I mean, they’re only kids. How much trouble can they get into? I mean, uh, Jo made it seem like the sky is falling.

Stark

That hasn’t happened since 2004. And that was more of an igniting of the ionosphere.

Stark

Of all people to bring out of cryostasis I resurrect another Fargo.

Carter

Yeah, karma's a bitch.

Carter

[about Fargo's grandfather being in stasis] Hey, um, is anyone curious as to how he got in there?

Stark

He's a Fargo. Are you really surprised?

Fargo

I am standing right here.

Stark

This the new kid?

Zane

Who you calling kid, Spartacus?

Stark

Ooh, cocky, I like him.

Carter

You would.

Henry

Did you talk to Jack today?

Stark

Couldn't avoid it. I did get to crush a childhood memory, so it wasn't all bad.

Carter

Oh sorry, do you need something?

Allison

No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.

Excuse me?

Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.

Carter

Yeah.

Stark

Not to mention, bizarre.

Allison

Go ahead, say something else.

Carter

What?

Or don't.

Carter

Yeah.

[pushes Allison out of the way] Talk is cheap. [kisses Carter]

Carter

Whoa.

I've been wanting to do that all day.

Allison

[Referring to Jack] When he was in here I just couldn't think, I just wanted him.

It was horrible.

Stark

I can only imagine.

Carter

Yeah, it's been happening all day. Uh, Jo kissed me, but I didn't put it together.

Stark

Deputy Lupo kissed you and you didn't think there was anything wrong with that?

Carter

Well, I've been working out. I'm looking pretty good.

Taggart

I love small spaces.

Carter

I hate small spaces.

Taggart

Like returning to the womb.

Stark

Disturbing thought.

Taggart

We need a bigger womb.

Fargo

That's a motion-activated photon defense array. They're screwed.

[over radio] We can hear you!

Fargo

Sorry.

Stark

We’ll have to climb the rest of the way down.

Carter

Yeah, you should probably let me go first.

Stark

Why?

Carter

Heights make me nauseous.

Stark

After you.

Allison

Can the two of you get along for five minutes?

Not likely.

You and your team went behind my back and undercut my direct order.

Stark

Some of us went right in front of your back.