[while being arrested] Excellent response time. You guys take Lake Street?
FFBI agent
Went up by Lincoln Park. Less traffic.
“E=MC...?” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Zane Donovan (11), Jack Carter (8), Jo Lupo (3), Allison Blake (1), Nathan Stark (1)
[about the price of Zane] Whoa! Twenty-five thousand for this guy?
[to Allison] For thirty, I'll throw in dinner and a movie. But it won't go past second base. I'm not that kind of boy.
Obsession with firearms can be a sign of unfulfilled sexual appetite. I'm not saying that's you, but if it is, I'm at your service.
[Jo points a large gun at Zane]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jo, Jo, Jo! Don't shoot the prisoner. Don't.
How about I just wing him?
This the new kid?
Who you calling kid, Spartacus?
Ooh, cocky, I like him.
You would.
I'm not eating that.
What? It's chicken.
Do you know how chickens are raised?
Aw, don't, just let me enjoy my meal.
Jammed together in a windowless warehouse, wading in feces until [slices hand across throat] they get decapitated, or pecked to death. [cheerfully] When you eat that chicken, you're eating all that hate.
[cut to Carter shoving Zane back in his jail cell]
Aw, c'mon, I have to sleep in here?
At least you're not wading in your own feces. GD has an apartment for you, but you're a criminal, and you don't deserve it.
You may think I'm a criminal, but my mom loves me and she wouldn't appreciate you insulting her boy.
Okay, what do you mean, they're stupid?
I mean, stupid. Like, like [acts 'stupid'] stupid. Stupid.
Carter, you can't catch stupid.
This may be my favorite conversation of all time.
How you feeling? You feel dumb?
No. You?
How could you tell? [Carter and Jo both nonchalantly zap him] OW! Gah!
There's only one thing I want from you, Jojo. A sandwich.
G1Guy 1
Marco.
G2Guy 2
Marco.
G1Guy 1
Marco.
G2Guy 2
Marco.
Polo! One of you says 'Polo'. The game is Marco Polo! Go.[he walks away]
G1Guy 1
Polo.
G2Guy 2
Polo.
G1Guy 1
Polo.
G2Guy 2
Polo.
[Finding Zane after he's escaped]
You vacationed here when you were ten. Figured it's off the main roads, place to hide out for a couple days first.
Well, I guess my FBI file's more detailed than I thought.
Not in your file.
Well, then that computer of yours must have an amazing predictive algorithm.
Didn't use the computer. I called your mother.
[starts laughing, then abruptly stops when he realizes Carter is serious] You called my mother?
Please don't let me die in this crap town.
What's the project status?
Ah, well, everyone at GD wants to get their hands on the data.
Big Bang whores, every one of 'em.
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