Nathan Stark quotes from Eureka

Zane

Carter, Henry, and Stark. That's your money team. They know exactly what they're doing.

Stark

You're sure you know what you're doing?

Carter

I have no idea.

Stark

Shut up, Carter, there was no earthquake. I need a favor.

Carter

And that's how you ask? WHO RAISED YOU!?!

Allison

We're sinking zero-balance P-wave detectors all along the ridge.

Stark

I re-tasked the geo satellites to look for ground deformations.

Carter

Sounds good! What's all that gonna tell us?

Stark

Nothing. We just like sounding smart.

Carter

So just listen and don't call me-

Stark

Crazy?

Carter

That's not listening.

Carter

Am I crazy?

Stark

You're not crazy. Go ahead, pinch me.

Carter

I don't want to pinch you.

Stark

You know you want to.

Carter

No, I really don't!

Carter

OW!

Stark

Told you I'm real.

Carter

I'm tried of having to hear about the shoes I have to fill.

Stark

(proudly) Size 13! (quietly) Just saying.

Carter

I just don't get it.

Stark

It's science, Carter. No one expects you to get it.

Carter

Well, if it's... (sees Stark) Put a shirt on!

Stark

Hey, this is your fantasy, not mine.

Carter

Nightmare!

Carter

Ah you likey the science talk.

Allison

A little bit.

Stark

I likey the barf.