Allison Blake quotes from Eureka

Allison

[over the radio] How hard is it to push a button?

Carter

[fighting gale-force winds] You wanna do it!?

Zane

What's the project status?

Allison

Ah, well, everyone at GD wants to get their hands on the data.

Zane

Big Bang whores, every one of 'em.

Carter

Oh sorry, do you need something?

Allison

No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.

Excuse me?

Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.

Carter

Yeah.

Stark

Not to mention, bizarre.

Allison

Go ahead, say something else.

Carter

What?

Or don't.

Carter

Yeah.

[pushes Allison out of the way] Talk is cheap. [kisses Carter]

Carter

Whoa.

I've been wanting to do that all day.

Allison

[Referring to Jack] When he was in here I just couldn't think, I just wanted him.

It was horrible.

Stark

I can only imagine.

Allison

Can the two of you get along for five minutes?

Not likely.

Allison

(Being sterlized to enter biosphere) Not the way I'd ever pictured us winding up naked.

Carter

You pictured us winding up naked?

Allison

No.

Allison

A pocket of magma developed spontaneously? That's impossible.

Did "impossible" cover my friend with mucus?

Carter

He's got a point.

Allison

We're sinking zero-balance P-wave detectors all along the ridge.

Stark

I re-tasked the geo satellites to look for ground deformations.

Carter

Sounds good! What's all that gonna tell us?

Stark

Nothing. We just like sounding smart.

Allison

We don't have a Quantum Phasing Department, Carter.

Carter

Well he didn't buy his walk-through-walls machine at Walk-Through Walmart. Someone in this building's working on something like that.

Allison

How much longer Fargo?

Fargo

The bunker's computers are 70 years old... it's like teaching Lincoln how to use an iPhone.

Allison

[translating for Sheriff Andy] I just came to town why would someone want to murder me?

Carter

I would, I mean, if I wanted my job back.

Allison

Me too.

Jo

I wouldn't mind seeing you dead. No offense.

Allison

For the next 48 hours, they will try to push you to your limit. Physically, psychologically and emotionally.

Fargo

Uh, but don't worry. We haven't had a death or psychotic break in, like, forever.

Carter

That's reassuring.

Allison

Hey, are you sure that Larry did this?

Jo

Well, he had motive, knowledge and, uh, opportunity. It's a trifecta.

Henry

But what exactly was his motive?

Jo

Well, isn't it obvious? To steal.

Henry

Yeah, but why?

Jo

Criminal mind's an enigma.

Carter

[about the blob] Judging by it's size, it'll eat just about anything.

Allison

Did you just look at me when you said that?

Carter

No! No, no- I would- the ice cream. I was looking at the ice cream.

Carter

[about the blob] I should be able to handle a mindless eating machine.

Allison

[glaring] You looked at me again.

Carter

Oh, no. The- No, no, I was the... you're pretty.

Tess

Ooh, nice save.