Jo Lupo quotes from Eureka

Jo

Hey, um, after that call, if you um, maybe wanna go for a, a break-up dinner?

Zane

No. [long pause] How about a, a make-up dinner instead?

Jo

Guess it's not so bad being stuck together.

So where are your uniforms?

Carter

Er it's an unofficial visit.

So is true that you guys got fired?

Jo

He got fired, I, uh, I quit.

Bummer.

Allison

[translating for Sheriff Andy] I just came to town why would someone want to murder me?

Carter

I would, I mean, if I wanted my job back.

Allison

Me too.

Jo

I wouldn't mind seeing you dead. No offense.

Jo

There's tiny bit of trouble with the traffic light on main street.

Carter

[on the Phone] Well, what's wrong?

Jo

Now it's kinda in main street.

Zane

Careful. My girlfriend might see you. (Moves Jo's hands) Oh, uh, hey, Jo. Awkward.

Jo

I will show you awkward. (kisses him again)

Zoe

You okay, Fargo?

Fargo

Yeah! Just, uh, thinking...

Zoe

About making out with Jo?

Allison

Hey, are you sure that Larry did this?

Jo

Well, he had motive, knowledge and, uh, opportunity. It's a trifecta.

Henry

But what exactly was his motive?

Jo

Well, isn't it obvious? To steal.

Henry

Yeah, but why?

Jo

Criminal mind's an enigma.

Jo

Okay, has everyone gone nuts?

Zane

(entering sheriff's office) That's what I'd like to know.

Jo

(distracted) Hi.

Zane

"Hi"? Uh, that's all you have to say?

Jo

Uh, what do you expect me to say?

Zane

"Sorry for getting wasted and making out with Fargo"?

Larry

Oooh, you made out with Fargo?

Jo

No! Okay you-

Zane

Aaah, kinda.

Jo

Zane! Thank God you're here.

Zane

Julia, right? Allison told me what you did to Jo.

Jo

No. She's Julia Golden. And I'm Jo.

Zane

Ah, psych ward. I'm Henry.

Jo

I can prove it. Ask me something personal that only Jo could know.

Zane

(slightly uncomfortable) Ah, pet peeves.

Jo

Small guns, big egos... and overly-critical boyfriends.

Zane

Um, boxers or briefs?

Jo

Me or you?

Zane

Funny. Me.

Jo

Boxers. Except on laundry day, which... by my count, would be tomorrow.

Zane

(still unconvinced) First date?

Jo

Sunday brunch at Cafe Diem. (Zane moves closer) I was nervous. You brought a rose. I wore a sundress. You said something smart... which made me feel dumb... But you made up for it on our second date.

Zane

So... Does that mean I sounded dumb, or I made you feel smart?

Jo

A little bit of both.

Zane

And how'd the date end?

Jo

Let me give you a reminder. (kisses him)

Zane

That's my Josefina.

Jo

(hits him) Now get me out of here before I taser you for kissing another woman.

Zane

Yep, definitely Jo.

Jo

Hey.

Zane

You had me worried there.

Jo

How do I look?

Zane

Perfect.

Jo

(about her new car) Totally high-performance, but completely under my control.

Carter

Kinda like Zane.

Carter

What's Ranger Tom calling six times about? Someone steal a tree?

Jo

I wrote it down.

Carter

(holds up note) "Something weird."

Fargo

I think this is it.

Larry

Oh, God. Hold me! (hugs Fargo, sobbing)

Fargo

Oh no... This is the worst death ever.

Jo

Hello, boys.

Larry

He hugged me!

Fargo

You wish!

Larry

Listen, about that hug--

Fargo

What happened in the trunk, stays in the trunk.

Jo

If Lieber says that that booster converter isn't his, I say we let Fargo and him settle it in a cage match.

Carter

I put five bucks on Fargo.

Jo

Nice.

Carter

He's scrappy.

Zane

All checked out.

Jo

I was really worried about you.

Zane

Me too.

Jo

How are you feeling?

Zane

You tell me. (they kiss) Any sparks?

Jo

No. (they laugh) Just the good kind.

Fargo

Henry is staying with Kim. I'll be doing the autopsy.

Carter

You?

Fargo

Yeah. Henry says I've assisted him enough to fly solo.

Jo

I wouldn't fly in a plane with you.