Jo Lupo quotes from Eureka

Zane

Either tell me why you're pissed at me, or I'll hold my breath until you do.

Jo

What are you, three?

Zane

Hey, I black out, it's on you. [Starts holding his breath.]

Carter

You hurt?

Jo

Carter, listen...

Carter

It was a... an in-the-moment thing.

Jo

Good. Okay, uh, are we still in the moment, because I'd really like to do it again.

Carter

Um, we're gonna lie you down.

Jo

Yeah, let's lie down.

Carter

Uh, Zane...?

Jo

Did you need something?

Zane

Yeah. I just wanted you to know, I didn't like that. Seeing you kiss Carter... I didn't like it at all.

Jo

No?

Zane

I think I've been pretty clear about that. The question is, what would you like?

Jo

To stop playing games.

Zane

Meaning what?

Jo

[turns and faces him] This. [kisses him]

Zane

That, I liked.

Jo

We just became the richest town in the world!

Henry

Well, that's one way to look at it. Uh, gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.

Jo

Like Paris Hilton?

Zane

I still can't believe I let you talk me into chaperoning.

Jo

Hey, no one snapped off your fingers.

Zane

The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.

Jo

I know.

Zoe

[to Lucas] Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?

Lucas

Well, when you ask like that...

Jo

We rule.

Carter

We so don't rule.

Carter

Pompous jackass... How can anyone be attracted to Stark?

Jo

Besides the ruggedly handsome, successful powerful thing, I--

Carter

Thanks, Jo.

Zane

Jo! I need a gun. A big, powerful gun.

Jo

(happily) I've been waiting for someone to say that to me my whole life.

Jo

So... Now we have two suns.

Zane

Just like Tatooine

Carter

Tattoo-what?

Zane

Having fun yet?

Carter

Oh, yeah. 'Cause driving headlong into a fiery death is everyone's idea of a good time.

Jo

[coming in] Sometimes I think it's his. Carter, could we have a minute?

Carter

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. [leaves]

Zane

Jo, you're supposed to be miles away at an evac camp by now. [Jo kisses him] Wow. I should risk my life more often.

Jo

I prefer you didn't.

Zane

C'mon, Josefina, don't go all serious on me now.

Jo

It's too late.

Zane

I thought maybe we could, you know, we could have a bite?

Jo

A bite? What, we wouldn't want to have you commit to a whole meal.

Jo

[holding a canister] Hey, could you come here for a second?

Zane

Why? So you can hit me with that?

Jo

Not until you tell me what it is first.

Jo

[answering Zane's phone] Dr. Bonehead's lab.

Carter

[on phone] Let me guess, you two are still stuck together.

Jo

Just until I can reach my gun.

Jo

God, what if I have to go to the bathroom?

Zane

Why do you think I'm working so fast? I had four cups of coffee this morning.

Jo

Another five minutes and I would have chewed off my own leg!

Zane

Your mouth is probably big enough.