Okay, you're feeling some pressure? Excellent. Name me three bacteria for neonatal sepsis.
Bend over and kiss my ass.
Those are not bacteria!
S14 E5Under the Influence
SSam
Moretti's looking for you.
I'm taking this guy to ICU.
SSam
He's in the break room.
Well he's gonna have to wait.
SSam
He said it's important.
What the hell does he want?
SSam
Don't shoot the messenger! Jeez...
So, Harold, how do you like your iPod?
HZHarold Zelinsky
Yeah, it's cool.
Abdomen's soft and non-tender.
I remember when you had to go to the record store to buy music.
I bought my first CD when I was 10.
Sonosite's ready.
So, when was that, like mid-'90s? Eminem? Huh?
He wasn't around yet.
Right, right. Probably, uh, Spice Girls then?
Mozart Clarinet Concert in A Major, Richard Stoltzman, soloist.
S14 E6The Test
[to Neela, talking about his "first time" with his girlfriend] I've never been to the dance. I don't know how to do the mambo or pin the corsage.
[on Frank relentlessly chasing her down with some information] I think Frank has a crush on me.
What kind of creepy loser hangs out in the break room all night, second-guessing the Attendings when he's not even on the schedule? I don't know if I'm being Punk'd, or if you haze all new Attendings this way, but I don't need you double-checking my work. The only reason I am here is to make some extra cash for a surf trip. Come December, I am gone. So you can stop worrying that I'm after your job, or your promotion, or whatever you and your micropenis are so afraid of.
Hi. Archie Morris. I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Gotta bounce. You good?
[about working nights] It's much better than being stuck in a hospital all day when it's beautiful outside.
I hear you. I'm a big hiker, myself.
You bump your head?
S14 E7Blackout
I didn't go to med school to check boxes and push paper.
All this wasted energy is severely inflating my carbon footprint!
I hooked myself up with a tight, little sex machine. Energy-efficient to the tune of 40-plus miles per gallon, and draws babes to Archie like bees to honey.
SSam
Ew, that made me throw up in my mouth a little.
So did the Medical Board make another deadly error in judgment?
Yes they have, Frank, I passed.
I'd like to discuss Zelinsky's progress.
WN[[w:Neela Rasgotra|Neela
Yeah, about that...
Tomorrow, not now.
Tomorrow?
Yeah, I don't want to say anything too cruel, which I'm at risk of doing if we discuss it at this moment, so we'll talk about Dr. Rain Man tomorrow.
S14 E8Coming Home
What I lack in experience, I make up for in enthusiasm.
RRonny
What?
Yeah, this being my first chest tube ever, I am really committed to getting it right.
I will be the keeper of the cheese!
You don't like ballet?
Not about haunted girls in the woods. I like sugar plum fairies. It's Christmassy.
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